Present from kirbycrow

[karelian]

So cruisedirector took the original version of the photo below from Equilibrium and turned the book into Lord of the Rings. And bookofdays said it would be really funny if Sean was reading Viggo's poetry, and there were many rude comments about what Sean might do with his hands if he were reading Viggo's poetry. *disclaimer disclaimer not real yadda yadda* And, well, kirbycrow did this.

( Sean really, really enjoys Viggo's poetry. )

DRABBLE: Premature Ejection (VM/SB) PG-13

[milochka.livejournal.com]

Okay, this is silly (and the title even sillier) but I couldn't resist today's lotrips100 drabble challenge about "tape" (audio or video). And giving Sean's beloved Blades another knocking. :-) Now back to preparing for tomorrow's business trip and presentation, yikes!

( Viggo got up, pressed Eject. )

(no subject)

[blackspirals.livejournal.com]

Title: Phoenix
Rating: 15 or light R
Dedicated to: natalierichards and colleenkane for giving me an LJ code and a JournalFen code respectively. I am so grateful that I can finally post whatever slashy fiction ideas that come to my extremely perverted head. ^_^
Author's Notes: Written for rpschallengechallenge of writing a fic involving fire. This is my first ever fic in writing RPS and my first slash fic bordering R. I'm so nervous about this post since so many here are absoloutely fantastic writers and I'm hardly in any league with any of you. So here's my fic, I hope you like it...
Summary: Sean on Viggo.

( Friction )

Drabble: Wrong Region (PG13)

[karelian]

For the lotrips100 tape challenge. Usual disclaimers apply.

( Wrong Region )

FIC Oh-So-Wicked 1/1 (SB/VM)(NC17)

[jennandanica.livejournal.com]

Title: Oh-So-Wicked (1/1)
Sequel to Oh-So-Sinful (which you do NOT have to have read to enjoy this)
Author: jennandanica
Pairing: Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen
Rating: NC-17
Archive: I would be thrilled.
Feedback: Oh, yes, pretty please
Disclaimer: This is fiction. Absolutely no truth to it whatsoever. Made it all up.
Summary: Sean turns things up a notch
Warning: Kink
Thanks: to karelian and maidazia, my most fabulous betas
Notes: For karelian and lannamichaels, for whom I've returned to the kinky side of vigbean. Nothing but a smutfest.

read it here

kirbycrow is EVIL

[karelian]

...and I love her madly.

If you liked that manip of Sean reading Coincidence of Memory, go download this.

But not while you're drinking anything, or your keyboard and monitor will be sorry.

Drabbles, three of them!

[darkwolfine.livejournal.com]

Well, here goes. Three short drabbles for all you SB/VM lovers. How do you do a header for drabbles? I've always been a fic gal, no drabbles. So these are my first. Enjoy!

Oh! First, let me get this one out... I HATE RL! Thank you, now please carry on with the scheduled programming.

read them here

Drabble: What Are Friends For (VM/SB, PG)

[karelian]

Crossposted to both the lotrips100 tape challenge and the rps100 all-dialogue challenge because I couldn't resist killing two challenges with one drabble. Usual disclaimers.

( You want me to be responsible for you driving under the influence of Sean Bean? )

Ficlet: Hidden, Wide Open (VM/SB, R)

[cinzia.livejournal.com]

Some of you might have already seen this--it was in a locked entry in my journal, 'cause I thought I could re-write it. It's not happening, alas, so I'm posting it as it is. Hope you'll enjoy!

Title: Hidden, Wide Open (1/1)
Author: cinzia
Rating: R
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean
Summary: Some things are not to be told.
Disclaimer: This is NOT true, because I just made it up. It NEVER happened.
Feedback: Always appreciated.
Archive: My website, rugbytackle, Green Opals, list archives.
Warnings: Dark themes, (hinted at) violence.
Author Notes: For lannamichaels.


( Hidden, Wide Open )

FIC: Desperate (SB/VM)

[darkwolfine.livejournal.com]

Title: Desperate
Author/Email: Wolf ( darkwolfine )
Pairing: Viggo/S.Bean
Rating: PG-13... I think.
Summary: Wherein you will find that appearances fool everyone.
Feedback: Please.
Content/Warnings: Bad words, bad bad bad bad wolf for using bad words.
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine. All made up. Poor college student, please don't sue.
Archive: You have but to ask. Cleared for Green Opals though.
Author notes: Well, I wrote this at 1h30 in the morning. That's my only excuse really.

read it here

FIC: Comfort Sex (VM/SB, NC-17)

[jenmstar.livejournal.com]

Title: Comfort Sex
Author: jenmstar
E-mail: jenstar2421@yahoo.com
Pairing: SB/VM
Rating: NC-17
Archive: "rugbytackle sons_of_gondor fellow_shippers
Disclaimer: This is all fiction.
Summary: After the Blades lost… Pretty much a PWP.
Thanks: Thanks to my wonderful beta jennandanica
Notes: This is for everyone who felt that Sean needed comfort sex from Viggo to make him feel better after Sheffield United got trounced last weekend in their play for the Premier League.

( Comfort Sex )