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Title: Dirty Talking

Rating: R

Pairing: SB/VM

Archive: Rugbytackling

Author:[livejournal.com profile] govi20

Summary: Viggo can't sleep

[Bad username or unknown identity: Disclaimer: ]This story is fiction. It’s all in my head!

 

 

Dirty Talking

 

Though it was very cold aside, it was warm enough in the bed room to sleep naked and it felt great having Viggo spooned at my back.

I slowly started drifting away.

“Sean, are you asleep yet?”

“Almost Vig, why?”
”I can’t sleep, can we talk a bit?”

I sighed. “Okay, what do you want to talk about?”
”You know that phone call this morning? They offered me a part, but I turned it down. Don’t want to at the moment.”

“What movie was it about?”

“One of those new Tarzan films.”

I turned around, nuzzling his very furry chest.

“What part did they offer you? Cheetah?”
”Very fucking funny Sean!”
”Well, they won’t be offering Tarzan, would they? You’re no Johnny Weissmuller: too skinny.”

“Neither are you, though I must say your ass would look adorable in leopard skin!”

“Oh, back to me arse again? You just do that to talk about your “best arse of the year” award for HOV.”
 “I much prefer yours Sean. When I see it on film, it’s so….spankable. But in real life it’s even better, I would say rimmable!”

“Can we change the subject, please?”

“Why, are you blushing again? Yeah, you are, you’re flushed to your belly!”

“I am not.”
”Put on the bed lamp then and show me.”

“No I am not: I am going to sleep. Good night Vig.”

“Why does it upset you Sean? Do you remember how I had to talk you in to that. And how you loved it and begged me not to stop?”
”I want to sleep Viggo, so stop it!”

“We can do it, but we can’t talk about it? That’s weird!”
”What do I have to do to get some sleep here?”
”Rim me?” Hopefully.

“Get your ass waxed tomorrow and we’ll talk about it.”

 

 

 

 

Date: 2006-01-06 11:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nanathecat.livejournal.com
LOL They are funny...or should I say VIGGO is funny? You are a genius in creating this kind of pillow talk!

Hello

Date: 2006-01-06 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faramirgirl.livejournal.com
ROTFLMAO now that was just so amazingly funny.

Date: 2006-01-06 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liars-dance.livejournal.com
Lovely!!! Sean's arse would look good in any kind of skin - but his own's the best...

Date: 2006-01-06 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brigantine.livejournal.com
*snortgiggle* One of my office mates just caught me laughing. "What part did they offer you? Cheetah?" Hee hee hee...

Date: 2006-01-07 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lisama.livejournal.com
Have commented this one on MB (now you can wonder who I am...) but I just wanted to tell you AGAIN that I love your stories!!!!!

Date: 2006-01-07 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rotpunkt.livejournal.com
Govi, your little stories give me so much fun, I can´t stop laughing and grinning! - Would yousend me this one, too, please? It´s hilarious!

Date: 2006-01-07 12:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nevanoon.livejournal.com
*can't stop giggling*
That "Cheetah"- question is priceless!!
Your stories should be sold in pharmacies, my current headache's almost gone!

Date: 2006-01-07 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mooms.livejournal.com
Love this one as always, dear Govi !! Your wicked sense of humour always comes through !!

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