Drabble: Ears (SB/VM, PG)

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Title: Ears
Author: jenmstar
Pairing: SB/VM
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not real.
Notes: Not beta-ed. For the "Sean has elf-ears" challenge at rugbytackle



"Vig, I am not wearing this to the party tonight."

"Yes, you are Sean. We agreed that we would each get to pick out the other one's costume."

"But these are tights!"

"And this is a loin cloth. A cheetah-print loin cloth, no less. And if you want me to wear it, you will wear that."

"I can't believe you want to see me in this. You'd think you would have seen enough of this while filming."

"But never you. I never got to see you look like that."

"Fine... Where are the ears?"

"Oh, darling, you already have them."