rugbytackle | Fic: "Baked Bean on Toast, with Jam" SB/VM, PG-13

Title: Baked Bean on Toast, with Jam
Author: Kris and

telesilla
Fandom: LOTRiPS
Pairing: SB/VM
Rating: PG-13 for light drug use (dope smoking), odd uses of jam and breakfast products.
Summary: Baked Bean, toast, jam, and Viggo-logic.
Archive: Rugbytackling, Green Opals, Sons of Gondor, anyone else please ask.
Notes: I originally posted this back in 2006, and then the lovely

telesilla continued it as comment-fic with me; I just realized I'd never posted the whole thing, so with

telesilla's gracious permission here it is. I put this one squarely at the feet of my husband. We were talking about British food, and baked beans on toast came up, and he looked at me and said, "That's it--baked Bean on toast! 'I love toast. It's good.'" After we stopped giggling at the thought of a stoned Bean extolling toast, I had to write it. For the record, I've never smoked pot, so all of this is conjecture. But fun conjecture. *grin*

Baked Bean on Toast, with Jam