Title: The cautionary tale of Sean Astin
Pairing: Sean Bean / Viggo Mortensen
Rating: R maybe? Also, this pretty much qualifies as crack.
Word count: ~2.500
Disclaimer: No, this surprisingly is not true.
A/N: I suppose this can be read as a sequel to ‘Please enjoy responsibly‘.
Hello. My name is Sean Astin, but you can also refer to me as ‘the one sane person on the set of this movie’. Or, and personally I think this is the most appropriate, think of me as ‘the cautionary tale of why one should under no circumstances (not even under the danger of death) take up one’s friends’ offer to room with them’. At least not if all your friends are serious nutcases.
Pairing: Sean Bean / Viggo Mortensen
Rating: R maybe? Also, this pretty much qualifies as crack.
Word count: ~2.500
Disclaimer: No, this surprisingly is not true.
A/N: I suppose this can be read as a sequel to ‘Please enjoy responsibly‘.
Hello. My name is Sean Astin, but you can also refer to me as ‘the one sane person on the set of this movie’. Or, and personally I think this is the most appropriate, think of me as ‘the cautionary tale of why one should under no circumstances (not even under the danger of death) take up one’s friends’ offer to room with them’. At least not if all your friends are serious nutcases.