shrinetolust wanted VigBean ass-worship. But moldava already did such a wonderful job (twice!) with that subject, so I thought I'd just throw out some silliness for a change. A shout-out to the fine peeps of rugbytackle, this be.
I think I've finally bought my ticket to the mental asylum with this one. I need serious help, yeah? Viggo/Sean, PG-13.