rugbytackle | FIC: Fantasy, SB/VM, OB NC-17

Well, there be smut here. Silly smut, that somehow turned into my own mental Kobayashi Maru test. So, said in my best Spock voice: What do you think of my solution?

Title: Fantasy
Pairing: VM/SB, OB
Author:

shrinetolust
Rated: NC-17
Story: Self-indulgent smut. Hatted!Vig. Wet!Sean. Photographer!Viggo. Healing!Sean. Wet!Orli. Need I say more?
Disclaimer: Don't know these lovely men, don't know what they get up to in their free time. This is all part of my overactive imagination, done with love and respect, and no harm or offense is intended. It's FICTION!!
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please, with Sean on top. :P Leave a note here or mail me at shrinetolust AT hotmail.com
Crossposted: Oh, everywhere. I am a feedback whore.
Archive:

rugbytackle, rugbytackling, my own LJ. Others, please ask.
Beta: Much thanks to my lovely beta

heathcee, for her help, as well as daily inspiration with her hatted!Vig icon I have borrowed just for the occasion. And apologies as well, for I know she wishes my Orli muse would go on holiday with the Hobbits and leave her men alone. :P
Thanks also to

milochka and

quailquill for being there as always for my late-night interrogations.
WARNINGS: Fluff. Schmoop. Sean worship, (Orli worship), double entendres, and perversely long descriptions of eye color. Silliness abounds, but in a fun way. :)

Since there were two camps on the way this fic ended, I came up with the following:

**Click for the fic with LESS Orli**

**Click for the fic with MORE Orli**

And if you really despise Orlando, just stop reading when you get to the "*"

If you'd like to compare and contrast, the only subtle changes are after the "*"

*flies into the nebula*