Christmas Challenge
Dec. 10th, 2003 12:29 pmIn the spirit of my Halloween challenge, I offer up a fic challenge based around the behemoth that is December holidays. And you're in extra luck. I checked my calendars and it turns out that Christmas falls out during Chanuka this year, so the possibilities grow even more. *g*
Consider this due anytime from now until after New Year's. :)
Whatever pairing you want, but it must satisfy at least one of the following qualifications:
1) Foliage plays a significant role.
1a) Like having people fucked against a tree.
1b) Or made into a wooden dildo for some holiday fun.
1c) Or decking the all doors with boughs of mistletoe.
2) Decorations play a significant role.
2a) Like playing dress-up with Christmas lights and having to run out for extra bulbs.
2b) Or stealing the crown of Earnur from the Silent Street and being held up by a very cute robber.
2c) Or someone finally getting Aragorn in the shower.
3) Symbolic usage of candles.
3a) Wax play. Hot and cold play. Waxing legs of naughty boys.
3b) Or after an extensive search, all parties are relieved to discover a jar of oil.
3c) Ok, some of these are just a little too easy. ;)
4) It's that time of year...
4a) Fics based around the leaving of the Fellowship from Imladris (canonically occured on December 25th)
4b) Fics based around telling that damned British bloke that you love him, dammit, and then pin him to the floor.
4c) Fics based around not killing significant others' close relatives. This includes his former fiancee.
All stories must be cross-posted to
*chews myrrh innocently*
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Date: 2003-12-10 05:58 pm (UTC)Will someone please tackle this? *begs* Can't do it myself or
3) Symbolic usage of candles.
Can't do this either *scratches itchy bunny* this belongs to
*goes off to have Bavarian dinner*
*promises that tomorrow will finish slaughtering poor Christmas Carol canon*
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Date: 2003-12-10 08:44 pm (UTC)*huggles*
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Date: 2003-12-10 06:14 pm (UTC)When you say "getting".... do you mean persuading/forcing him to take a shower? Or do you mean.... *ahem* getting Aragorn in the shower?
I am thinking both, for perverse convenience :-D
*contemplates*
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Date: 2003-12-10 09:10 pm (UTC)This is just giving me so many obscenely bad ideas . . . I can't even concentrate long enough to finish my lit paper! Gah!
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Date: 2003-12-12 06:35 pm (UTC)I'll feed them while you finish, mmkay? Then you can have 'em back. ;)
Can't Post :(
Date: 2003-12-13 07:05 am (UTC)So I posted it on my personal LJ it's called Fitting http://www.livejournal.com/users/sairalinde/
In love and light,
Saira
Re: Can't Post :(
Date: 2003-12-14 03:12 am (UTC)one of these days I'll remember to log off...
Re: Can't Post :(
Date: 2003-12-14 03:42 am (UTC)Didn't want to annoy anyone...new to LJ, so I wasn't sure of the proper etiquette in such situations.
In love and light,
Saira
Re: Can't Post :(
Date: 2003-12-14 03:43 am (UTC)