FIC：Cranberry Baked Beans
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rugbytackleI finished it long ago, but shy for post it.
I've seen so many excellent fics here, I thought I should do something to thank you all. Wish you all like the foolish one.
Title: Cranberry Baked Beans
Author: Echo
Implied pairing: SB/VM
Rating: G
Disclaimer: This is only a fanfic, never happened in reality. The recipes are
from a cookbook named "Beanbook".
Note:Very thanks for karelian's betaing.
"Orli, this is Viggo."
"Hello! How are you doing?"
"Not bad. ...er, I have some troubles here."
"What? Did Henry get a girl into bed?"
"...no."
"An illegitimate child waiting at your gate?"
"Never!"
"So?"
"Orli, do you know how to cook beans you think are delicious?"
"Cook beans? Hah! Wait, Samantha left a cookbook here. Let me see."
"Please tell me the names of the recipes."
"Bourbon and Black Bean Pie. I don't think it's possible for you to do it."
"...next."
"Turkish White Haricot Salad. You know white haricot?"
"Never heard of it."
"Lebanese Fava Bean and Chick Pea Croquettes; Red Bean, Crab, and Leek Soup. You
know I'm a vegetarian, so skip them."
"...what else?"
"Syrian Lentil-Stuffed Cabbage Rolls. Do you eat peppers?"
"I don't think Se...no, I don't eat them."
"Cranberry Baked Beans...looks nice. Listen: 'Baked beans are the source of
endless fascination for cooks from all over. We have so many different varieties
to choose from! This one, featuring cranberry sauce to give it a delightful
cranberry flavor, looks to be a worthwhile addition to our collection.'"
"Great! Let me get a pencil."
"'1 4-ounce can cranberry sauce, jellied; 1 2-ounce can tomato sauce; 2 10-ounce
cans pork and beans, undrained; 1/2 cup onion, chopped; 6 slices bacon, halved;
3 Tablespoons brown sugar.'"
"Okay, I can get all of the ingredients."
"'In a large bowl, combine cranberry sauce, tomato sauce, beans, and onion.
Place in greased 13x9x2 baking dish. Lay bacon on top, and then sprinkle with
brown sugar.Bake at 350 for 1 hour.'"
"Thanks, Orli. I should do it now! Bye!"
"Wait a minute!" *silence* "Hell! He doesn't know it's for 4-6 servings. Does he
want to die?"
*later that night*
"Viggo, it's delicious. Would you like to do it for me again tomorrow night?"
"Ou..." *sound of spewing*
I've seen so many excellent fics here, I thought I should do something to thank you all. Wish you all like the foolish one.
Title: Cranberry Baked Beans
Author: Echo
Implied pairing: SB/VM
Rating: G
Disclaimer: This is only a fanfic, never happened in reality. The recipes are
from a cookbook named "Beanbook".
Note:Very thanks for karelian's betaing.
"Orli, this is Viggo."
"Hello! How are you doing?"
"Not bad. ...er, I have some troubles here."
"What? Did Henry get a girl into bed?"
"...no."
"An illegitimate child waiting at your gate?"
"Never!"
"So?"
"Orli, do you know how to cook beans you think are delicious?"
"Cook beans? Hah! Wait, Samantha left a cookbook here. Let me see."
"Please tell me the names of the recipes."
"Bourbon and Black Bean Pie. I don't think it's possible for you to do it."
"...next."
"Turkish White Haricot Salad. You know white haricot?"
"Never heard of it."
"Lebanese Fava Bean and Chick Pea Croquettes; Red Bean, Crab, and Leek Soup. You
know I'm a vegetarian, so skip them."
"...what else?"
"Syrian Lentil-Stuffed Cabbage Rolls. Do you eat peppers?"
"I don't think Se...no, I don't eat them."
"Cranberry Baked Beans...looks nice. Listen: 'Baked beans are the source of
endless fascination for cooks from all over. We have so many different varieties
to choose from! This one, featuring cranberry sauce to give it a delightful
cranberry flavor, looks to be a worthwhile addition to our collection.'"
"Great! Let me get a pencil."
"'1 4-ounce can cranberry sauce, jellied; 1 2-ounce can tomato sauce; 2 10-ounce
cans pork and beans, undrained; 1/2 cup onion, chopped; 6 slices bacon, halved;
3 Tablespoons brown sugar.'"
"Okay, I can get all of the ingredients."
"'In a large bowl, combine cranberry sauce, tomato sauce, beans, and onion.
Place in greased 13x9x2 baking dish. Lay bacon on top, and then sprinkle with
brown sugar.Bake at 350 for 1 hour.'"
"Thanks, Orli. I should do it now! Bye!"
"Wait a minute!" *silence* "Hell! He doesn't know it's for 4-6 servings. Does he
want to die?"
*later that night*
"Viggo, it's delicious. Would you like to do it for me again tomorrow night?"
"Ou..." *sound of spewing*
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Date: 2004-02-13 10:01 am (UTC)Oh, the poor man!
This is actually a fic that made me want to not be anywhere near Viggo, that does not happen very often...
Re:
Date: 2004-02-13 02:58 pm (UTC)Suppose he would drive a car crashing a rabbit on the way, then fired it.
Isn't it a foolish and crazy idea?
hmm...
Date: 2004-02-13 01:48 pm (UTC)and to think that it was for himself, eh.... silly!viggoo... hehehe...
:) nice, very nice...and it got me craving for food...
fumes over her refrige
FOR GONDOR!!
peaceout!
Re: hmm...
Date: 2004-02-13 03:04 pm (UTC)If he just think of himself, I will kick him. LOL~~
YEAH, need some delicious Bean at night^o^
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Date: 2004-02-13 05:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-14 07:59 am (UTC)