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Title: Red Herring.
Rated: PG
Pairing: Part One POV: Orlando/Hobbits. Part Two POV: Viggo
Disclaimer: RPS: Real Person Slash. Read it. Don’t read it.
Make an adult decision.
Warning: Cliché-ridden fluff.
Feedback: Nice, but not required.
Archive: No.
Author: Arden Elear
Email: rishalin@lycos.com
Live Journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/arden_elear/
Website: http://www.angelfire.com/folk/rishalin/

Summary: Three Hobbits and one Elf with one thing on their minds. Revenge.

Note: This may well be my first ever cross-post. I don't do hobbits as a rule. Apologies for the cross...

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“I love a man with big hands.” He quoted. “If you love a woman with big . . . Oh.” Elijah blushed and fell to momentary silence. “Why does he do this?” It was almost a wail.

Part One

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Sign, Viggo. Smile, Viggo. Try not to panic, Viggo.

Where the f*ck were those hobbits!


Part Two