An Unexpected Football!ficlet

[amentiii.livejournal.com]

Title: Earning His Shirt
Author: amentiii
Pairing: VM/SB
Rating: G
Warning: I'm not a writer. Caveat lector.
Disclaimer: This did not happen.

Omigod. I accidentally wrote football fic. And because Milochka told me to (and I pretty much worship her) I'm inflicting it on an unsuspecting public.

"So didja get my message?"

"Vig?"

"Yeah."

"No, sorry, didn't get a message from you. Machine must be acting up. What was the message then?"

"You haven't seen the pictures from Argentina?"

Snort. "Of you grazing on the playing field. Yeah, ya daft bastard. I saw them."

"God, Sean, you are just so damned. . . I give up. You know it? Fine."

"Me? What'd I do?"

"You said when I was ready to use language you could understand, that you were ready to hear it."

Long pause.

"Love you too, Vig."

Comments

[darknightjess.livejournal.com]

Omigod. I accidentally wrote football fic

Yay for us! It's really cute!

[amentiii.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Do you think "unconditional love" means Viggo's been doing the soccer team? Makes you wonder.

[angiepen.livejournal.com]

"You said when I was ready to use language you could understand, that you were ready to hear it."

LOL! It took me the perfect two-beat to get this and then I just had to laugh! If I were Sean I'd be pretty darned insulted, but I guess football fans think differently. [wry smile]

[amentiii.livejournal.com]

Sean has no business being insulted. He's a silly sports freak. And now he's infected Viggo!

Someone please tell me that dirt-eating is a significant Argentinian folk ritual or something!! What was he thinking?

They need to be together. Thanks for reading!

[milochka.livejournal.com]

And now he's infected Viggo!
If I were him, I'd worry more about the infection he's gonna get from eating pesticide-laden, genetically-modified grass. ;-)

They need to be together.
Amen, sister. TESTIFY!

[a-chromatic.livejournal.com]

Someone please tell me that dirt-eating is a significant Argentinian folk ritual or something!!

Er, well, when I used to ride horses competitively, I once ate a handfull of grass from the ring where I rode in my first big money class. I came in second, so I think it helped, but it was pretty nasty, what with the attached dirt, and I never did it again.

What was he thinking?

In my experience, rabid sports fans rarely actually think when it comes to stuff like that *g*.

[thingsunseen.livejournal.com]

"Of you grazing on the playing field. "

*spits cereal everywhere* Bwwwaahahaaahaahaa!

I love the ending. Perfect.

[amentiii.livejournal.com]

Thanks! (I think Viggo should have to clean that up for you!)

[sairalinde.livejournal.com]

grazing? hahahahahaha LOVED this! too cute!

[amentiii.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks!

[a-chromatic.livejournal.com]

"You said when I was ready to use language you could understand, that you were ready to hear it."

Long pause.

"Love you too, Vig."

*dies*

The Long pause is perfect... like Sean, I too needed the pause, as it took a minute to figure that out. Dawning awareness is such a good thing :-D

[amentiii.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

*dies*

No way, no how! You've got scarperv fic to write!

[a-chromatic.livejournal.com]

*ressurects self hastily, brushes dirt off, and runs away*