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rugbytackleTitle: Be Afraid
Rating: PG13- Language
Notes: By-Product of the Anagram challenge put forward by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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My words are “Lucky, Bet, Rag”
A/N: I broke the official drabble rule, I HAD to use more than one hundred words, sorry!! Blameisern for this, (the bunny ya threw at me had teeth)!! So this is a ficlet on the same premise as the drabble challenge… I know, someone just slap me already.
First parts here:
Mad as a Hatter
A Bit Odd
“…don’t be afraid, ya great pussy.” Dom hissed, pushing Elijah. “We won’t let him eat you.”
“Or at the very least we’ll make him wash with his Sean soap first.” Billy giggled, and then seeing Elijah’s gray look said, “Wha?”
Elijah shuffled until he was standing next to Viggo and asked, “How’s it going?”
“Fine.”
“Uh, seen Sean lately?”
Dom cringed and grabbed Billy’s hand.
“Nope, not today.”
“Okay.” Elijah scurried back to the other two.
“What was that? Your great detective work then?”
“I’m not gonna say, so’d you poison your ex-lover and boil him down for soap! ‘Cause no one’s seen him since two days ago when you two had a big girl fight in the trailer and he told ya to fuck off. No, I’m being circumspect.”
“Word-a-day toilet paper, eh?” Billy asked solemnly. Elijah glared at him.
“We need to get in his house, search for clues.”
“Or body parts, or maybe we’ll get lucky, I bet we find a bloody rag, or something.” Billy said. Elijah and Dom both glared at him. “Wha?” Billy asked.
“Elijah ask him to dinner.” Dom said.
“What the fuck?” Elijah squeaked.
“Good one Dom!” Billy said happily and clapped his hands together.
“What the fuck?” Elijah squeaked again.
“Viggo?” Dom called toward the older man, “Elijah wants to have dinner with you, okay?”
Viggo looked up, nodded his head and shrugged his shoulder, a lazy smirk on his face. “Pick you up at seven, Lij?” he asked.
“What the fuck?” Elijah squeaked and then quickly nodded in confirmation when he felt Dom’s sharp elbow in his side.
As they waited for Viggo to pick Elijah up later that evening, Dom and Billy went over their plan. “When you leave the restaurant, hit me on my cell. I’ll see it’s you calling and know we need to get out of there. Got it?”
“What if he tries to kill me, who the fuck’d I dial then?” Elijah spit at them.
“Not me, I don’t like the sight of blood.” Billy said and wrinkled his nose in disgust.
“I hate both you cunts.”
“There’s your date.” Dom said merrily, as they heard a car pull into the driveway and pushed Elijah toward the door. “Have fun and don’t forget to call.”
They peered through the blinds as the young man walked slowly and stiffly toward the car. “Looks a wee bit like he’s going to a hanging, doesn’t he.” Billy said laughing.
Dom looked at him, shaking his head and saying, “You know Bills, you really are kind of a cunt.”
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TBC (gods help us all) *hangs head and kicks bunnies attacking my ankles*
Rating: PG13- Language
Notes: By-Product of the Anagram challenge put forward by
milochka on rugbytackle My words are “Lucky, Bet, Rag”
A/N: I broke the official drabble rule, I HAD to use more than one hundred words, sorry!! Blame
isern for this, (the bunny ya threw at me had teeth)!! So this is a ficlet on the same premise as the drabble challenge… I know, someone just slap me already.First parts here:
Mad as a Hatter
A Bit Odd
“…don’t be afraid, ya great pussy.” Dom hissed, pushing Elijah. “We won’t let him eat you.”
“Or at the very least we’ll make him wash with his Sean soap first.” Billy giggled, and then seeing Elijah’s gray look said, “Wha?”
Elijah shuffled until he was standing next to Viggo and asked, “How’s it going?”
“Fine.”
“Uh, seen Sean lately?”
Dom cringed and grabbed Billy’s hand.
“Nope, not today.”
“Okay.” Elijah scurried back to the other two.
“What was that? Your great detective work then?”
“I’m not gonna say, so’d you poison your ex-lover and boil him down for soap! ‘Cause no one’s seen him since two days ago when you two had a big girl fight in the trailer and he told ya to fuck off. No, I’m being circumspect.”
“Word-a-day toilet paper, eh?” Billy asked solemnly. Elijah glared at him.
“We need to get in his house, search for clues.”
“Or body parts, or maybe we’ll get lucky, I bet we find a bloody rag, or something.” Billy said. Elijah and Dom both glared at him. “Wha?” Billy asked.
“Elijah ask him to dinner.” Dom said.
“What the fuck?” Elijah squeaked.
“Good one Dom!” Billy said happily and clapped his hands together.
“What the fuck?” Elijah squeaked again.
“Viggo?” Dom called toward the older man, “Elijah wants to have dinner with you, okay?”
Viggo looked up, nodded his head and shrugged his shoulder, a lazy smirk on his face. “Pick you up at seven, Lij?” he asked.
“What the fuck?” Elijah squeaked and then quickly nodded in confirmation when he felt Dom’s sharp elbow in his side.
As they waited for Viggo to pick Elijah up later that evening, Dom and Billy went over their plan. “When you leave the restaurant, hit me on my cell. I’ll see it’s you calling and know we need to get out of there. Got it?”
“What if he tries to kill me, who the fuck’d I dial then?” Elijah spit at them.
“Not me, I don’t like the sight of blood.” Billy said and wrinkled his nose in disgust.
“I hate both you cunts.”
“There’s your date.” Dom said merrily, as they heard a car pull into the driveway and pushed Elijah toward the door. “Have fun and don’t forget to call.”
They peered through the blinds as the young man walked slowly and stiffly toward the car. “Looks a wee bit like he’s going to a hanging, doesn’t he.” Billy said laughing.
Dom looked at him, shaking his head and saying, “You know Bills, you really are kind of a cunt.”
************
TBC (gods help us all) *hangs head and kicks bunnies attacking my ankles*
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Augh!!
Date: 2004-05-20 02:31 pm (UTC)(He didn't really kill Sean, did he?)
Re: Augh!!
Date: 2004-05-20 03:59 pm (UTC)hehe!
Thanks for reading and the FB!
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Date: 2004-05-20 02:59 pm (UTC)*cackles* My work here is done.
I wonder, though... Viggo could make lots of money selling Sean!soap off to rabid fangirls who dream of having Bean all over them...
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Date: 2004-05-20 03:57 pm (UTC)ARGH!!!!
Ummm, Bean all over me body...
Damn YOU!
hehe!!
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Date: 2004-05-20 08:07 pm (UTC)Viggo could make a killing. wait he's done that already.
Am I going to have to block you so you will quit throwing those rabid plot bunnies at me!!!!!
You wouldn't dare!
Would you? *puppy eyes*
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Date: 2004-05-20 05:50 pm (UTC)Loving this! Sorry I haven't posted on all segments...been a little swamped the last few days at work! The first two drabbles were hilarious and now this and it's still growing! YEA! :) *hugs your bunny and hands him some carrots*
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Date: 2004-05-20 06:02 pm (UTC)I am having fun with it!
Thanks for reading and the FB!
PS: Love your icon!! RFS! hehe!!
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Date: 2004-05-21 07:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-21 08:03 pm (UTC)I am so glad you made this challenge!! I am having such a fun time!!
Thanks for reading and the FB!!
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Date: 2004-05-22 05:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-22 08:18 pm (UTC)And yes, she is!!! Bless her!!! hehe!
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Date: 2004-05-24 11:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-24 11:17 am (UTC)I MUST post the last part.
*heads off to try and write*
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Date: 2004-05-24 11:18 am (UTC)PERFECT!!!
hehe!!