[poetry spoof] Viggowocky [SB/VM] PG

[a-chromatic.livejournal.com]

Title: Viggowocky
By: Isern
Pairing: *eyeroll*
Rating/Warnings: PG13; slaughter of innocent children's poetry, bad near-rhyme
Archive: Rugbytackling
Disclaimer: Fic reality is not Earth reality. This never happened. Also, I make no claims on Lewis Carroll's "Jabberwocky," which I have spoofed.
Advertisements: bizarreness, listing of Viggo's attributes, innuendo re: "Vorpal Sword"

Heh heh. Spoof!

Noteses: In conjunction with ribby, whose sense of humor is disturbing as my own, I present you this... the VigBean take on Carroll's classic "Jabberwocky." I used to torture my sisters by reciting it during car trips. Anyway, at some point in the proceedings either ribby or I thought that "Viggowocky" sounded entirely too funny, and something needed to be done with it.

"Beware the Viggowock, my Sean!"

Comments

*LOL*

[sadness1986.livejournal.com]

Mwahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Aaaaargh!
*gasps* *giggles* *gasps*
OMG! Trying to kill me?
I love it! Kill me! Kill me! Mwahahahahaha!

viggo-muse: *scratches head* "Now she's gone completely mad."
sadie: *regains speech again* *tries to make a serious! face*
"let's discuss it 'Go-chan, from poet to poet..."

*fails again to surpress laughter*

Re: *LOL*

[a-chromatic.livejournal.com]

Heh heh. Don't die! I'm too young and beautiful to go to prison...