Pranksters
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rugbytackleTitle: Pranksters
Pairing: Viggo / Sean
Story line: Time period during LOTR filming. The boys get caught in a compromising position but everything isn't what it seems.... or is it?
Rating: PG-13/ R
Disclaimer: No harm, no dough, no knowledge
Feedback: Please!
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The two men soundly asleep on the floor weren't aware of the choked gasps and whispered comments made by the stunned visitors who had stopped by and let themselves into the house, expecting to find Viggo awake and ready to go to the beach. To find Sean here already was the first surprise but instead of raggedy shorts, t-shirts, and swimwear, the two were totally bared arsed naked as they slept so peacefully on the futons placed on the floor of the living room.
Not that they looked bad nude, indeed, their long months of riding and swordplay had honed both of their lean frames into pure artistry of sinew, bone, and gleaming healthy skin. So vulnerable and sweet in their sleep despite the latent power evidenced by the size of their cocks and bollocks laying heavily against sprawled thighs. The question of whether Viggo was circumsized was finally settled though neither visitor would later admit to the actual verification.
After long seconds of gazing at the lushness before them, the two visitors steathily began shooting pictures with the digital camera they never went without. The tension grew as they tiptoed about worried that the sleeping lions would awaken and casually tear them to bits.
As they scurried back outside, they burst into nervous laughter and wild-pitched giggles. "Christ! What the bloody 'ell is going on, Orli?" "Dunno, Dommie, I can't believe it, man. Can't believe that Vig and Sean would actually, you know, man, do it!" "They're like the two manly mannish blokes I know. I mean, fuck, if they're swinging that way, what does it say 'bout the rest of us?"
Silence, then an awed giggle. "Shite, they are both fucking huge. I knew Sean had balls but jaysus those are BALLS." "And fuck! Viggo, ah shite, now I know why he wasn't put off by the full Monty in Indian Runner." They snorted and practically choked as they struggled into the waiting beat up rental Camry.
"What should we do, man? Try and wake 'em up, or just leave?" "Can't do it, Orli. Everybody, knows we're coming to pick 'em up. If we show up, without them, makes no sense." "Yeah, how 'bout we honk for a bit, then pound on the door, yellin' for them to get their lazy arses going?" Brilliant! They'll run around like maniacs trying to get ready so we don't see what they been up to." "And when they do show up, we can tease 'em about their red faces, ask 'em what they've been doing to get so stirred up, man!" "Bloody brilliant, yeh!"
Having settled on a plan, they gleefully pounded on the horn, deciding the neighbors were used to the mad antics of the actors in the community. After enjoying the horn's raucous blare for a bit, they ran up to the front door and thumped like drummers in a heavy metal band. Their sly grins were wiped clean by the abrupt opening of the door by a completely naked and tousled Viggo.
They yelped jumping away from all his blatant nudity. His longish hair was standing up in about five different directions as he growled "Fuck! Wake the whole neighborhood, ya little assholes." Although in reality, he wasn't that much taller or broader than they, he carried an air of authority that was hard to ignore.
"Jaysus, man, cover that up, mate!" yelped Orlando. "Flashing your now awake neighbors, pervy human!" chimed in Dom who recovered much faster. Viggo didn't even blush or look down, he just turned easily and shuffled away, raspily muttering "lemme get some shorts on." As his muscled rump made it's way into the house, both younger men followed as if in a trance. Blushing they avoided looking at each other as they moved farther into the house.
Considering their reception, they both tensed for the sight of Sean jumping out of the shadows in naught but his birthday suit but the living room was empty. Hearing a shower running, they grinned - had to be Sean - who else would bathe before going to the beach?
Viggo lightly strolled back into the room, now wearing raggedy cut offs with an equally dismal shirt tossed over one shoulder. He hadn't bothered to brush his hair so it still stuck out like a porcupine. Dom thought "uh oh, Vig's got his crazy nutter look going today." Elijah had first coined the phrase likening the quiet but mental American to a homeless beach bum.
Speedily though, Viggo efficiently packed food and drinks into a nearby cooler and by the time Sean emerged in all his splendor of Blades endorsed swim shorts and matching top and thongs, Viggo had them ready to go. Neither man look flustered nor bothered to explain why Sean was there nor why he had obviously just showered.
The four of them crammed into Dom's shitty little car and lurched off to the beach. No one spoke for the first minutes beyond the typical complaints of "could you try not to hit every pothole" and "this thing still runs, thought we shitcanned the sardine box last time".
The flood gates opened as Orlando could no longer contain himself. "Whatcha doin' at Vig's house, Sean? We were set to pick you up at yours?" Sean answered briefly with a closed expression that indicated hell would pay for additional queries, "me water's off." No one dared to say anything else though Dom and Orlando exchanged speaking glances demanding that the other grow the balls to question the older men further. Finally, "ummm, is it getting fixed soon?" nervously asked Orli who nearly cowered when the growl came back "yeh".
Silence reigned again. Dom glanced into the rear view mirror and caught Sean soothing Viggo's bedhead hair down a bit. It was a simple gesture but spoke volumes as it was done nearly unconsciously by Bean. Vig's head tilted toward the Brit to aid in the grooming which apparently didn't surprise the other man who took advantage of the new angle to reach another section.
Dom's eyes were huge as he quickly stared at Orlando to see if he had noticed as well. Orli instead seem fixated on the view out his window which annoyed Dom until he realized that the other man was watching the two in the back by way of the side mirror. The interminable ride ended as they reached their favorite section of beach where Lij, Billy, and Astin were already waiting with all the surf boards.
The two younger men were desperate to spill all to their friends but also knew they had to wait until Sean and Vig were out of hearing range. Lij could sense something was going on and kept shooting them puzzled looks which Dom tried to answer by just shaking his head. As soon as everything was in place, Viggo took off running into the surf and was soon swimming strongly out to the sand bar off shore. The others made a show of zipping into their wetsuit shorties as Sean ambled down and slowly made his way out to join the older man.
Like water gushing from a broken dam, the boys exploded. "Christ, guys, somethin's happened, you won't bloody believe it man!" Their words tumbled over as they spilled the story and showed the pictures from the camera. "Fuck! They're naked!" yelped Elijah. Astin bellowed "there has to be a reasonable explanation. You guys just interpreted it wrong!" "Like what, Sean? Bean's clothes fell off while he was hanging out with his best mate and Viggo took his off in sympathy." "Sean said his water was off." "See there's the explanation!" "Yeah, for Sean to shower there, but not for nekkid, especially for Viggo to join him!"
Not surprisingly, Billy was the first to comment, "my they're both quite hung, aren't they?" Everyone except Astin tittered giddily. Lij took a closer look, "shay-it! Imagine how big they are when up for action, so to speak?" "STOP!" yelped Astin, now crimson faced. "Well, I guess we were right to call Bean, Big Sean after all" piped in Billy cheerfully. Again, nervous giggles broke out including a nose snort from Dom that sent them all into a giggling fit.
Astin tried again to bring some control and balance back to his world. "You know, while they are definitely naked, they're not, well, you know, not, umm, touching or anything." Five heads peered back over the tiny screen.
Triumphantly, Dom pronounced "yeah, but they were touching in the car. Sean was smoothing Vig's crazy hair down and Viggo was all but purring about it." Orlando added, "it looked like something they'd done before, man. Quite cozy - like two cats cleaning each other." This started a louder debate as each person had to express either their version of the events or to speculate on who would bottom. They were so intent on their argument that none of them noticed the return of the two older men who now stood nearby.
Dom almost gave a comical double-take when he realized Bean and Viggo were listening stone-faced as they dripped menacingly into the sand. Silence fell quickly all but for Astin whose back was to the wet men, "I still say no way, no way!" He cautiously turned and cringed as Viggo made a move toward him. But Viggo just lifted the camera from Dom's trembling hand. Glancing at just one shot, Viggo casually deleted them all.
"I'm hungry, who brought breakfast?" With that, he dropped to his towel and began rummaging in his bag for the thermos. Staggered, the other five swayed in relief, then Astin weakly replied, "uhh, Chris made some muffins". Everyone immediately scurried to bring out various supplies of food and drinks. Bean settled close to Viggo and silently drank the hot tea he was handed.
Astin and Elijah broke into an inane chatter with Orlando to diffuse the awkward stress. Dom and Billy eyed each other, then grabbed boards and ran away into the ocean to escape. Viggo complemented Christine on the muffins and everyone seemed to sigh a bit in peace. Bean ate two of the muffins as he raved about home cooking. It seemed the uneasiness was gone for good until Bean lightly rubbed his finger over Viggo's upper lip. "Juice mustache, luv." Three sets of eyes stared as he lightly licked then sucked his finger as he and Viggo shared a lazy smile. Elijah couldn't take anymore and leaped to grab his board. He was quickly followed by the remaining two younger men as they too fled the scene.
The four hobbits and elf tried to surf for a bit but their innate curiousity overcame them and they congregated on their boards trying to discuss what to do. After much debate and no answers, they reluctantly headed for shore. Viggo was off, puttering about with his camera, bent over oddly around a piece of seaweed. Bean was lying down reading MacBeth in preparation for a possible stage play being considered. He sat up and asked them about the surfing conditions and for a bit, it felt like normal times. Soon, Viggo had rambled back and was joining in the conversation. He had surfed a few times, but the beach and his camera generally distracted him from staying out long.
As they compared the waves to prior days, Viggo suddenly shocked them by gently rubbing Sean's head who in response tipped his head back so they could share a warm open mouthed kiss. No one could mistake the exchange of tongues licking lovingly against each other. "All-bloody-right! I've had it! No more pussy-footin' around. Are you two shagging or not?" Orlando demanded an answer, his body stiffened in outrage, his fear of reprisal overcome.
Sean and Viggo stared at him, then at the others all displaying a mix of dread, horror, and righteous anger, then abruptly burst into mad stomach wrenching, tearful wails of laughter. Viggo fell to the towel as his legs couldn't support the force of his glee.
Orli cried out in rage at their prank and jumped on top of Viggo, tickling and pinching him. Billy and Elijah tackled Bean who was now lying on his side, hunched up to hold his belly as he howled. Dom threw himself into the heap, poking and prying into any available surface on the two helpless prone men. "You fuckers!" " You bloody wankers!" " We're gonna kill you, I swear, man." "You are complete assholes!" Astin stood gaping at the mad bundle on the towels as he cracked up thinking that everyone else on the beach would think they had all gone insane.
"Alright!!!! Lij stop tickling Bean. Dom, Viggo gonna's throw up in a second if you don't stop that. Orlando quit spanking them. Billy, you're giving Bean a hickey." ...... "Boys, I'm not going to say this again. STOP! Answers NOW!"
Viggo was still chuffing too madly to speak so Bean gallantly tried. His grin so wide, it seemed to split his face in two, he would attempt a line or two, then burst in giggles, try to calm then add another line, then snort off again. Eventually the story that unfolded was that he hadn't been able to sleep due to leftover time clock issues from his recent flight back to NZ and so he had headed to Viggo's who didn't generally sleep much anyway. They had drank tea and packed up to wait for the boys when Viggo had struck on the idea of staging a surprise.
"Sure enough, the little pervs come a'creepin about, whispering and taking pictures. Shocking, I tell you! Viggo and I nearly bust a gut trying not to move when they finally stop the peep show and leave. I run up to pretend to shower and Viggo, the crazy nutter, he goes and answers the door starkers!" Here, Viggo finally wheezed out "you should've seen their eyes!" he falls over again in uncontrollable giggles, setting everyone else off as well.
They calm down a little as Sean continues "so, we just keep playing it up. I'm fixing Vig's hair, he's playing with me leg." Dom interjected, "you were? I didn't know that!" Everyone glances at Orlando who blushes madly. Everyone roars as Dom shouts "Orli, you perv, so that's what you were so focused on in the side mirror!"
"We kept expecting you guys to say something so we had to conference out in the water. Viggo said we should just do a little somethin' every so often until someone broke. I owe him a bottle of whiskey since I bet it would be Lij and Viggo bet Orlando." Elijah threw a half a muffin at both of them. "Fuckers!" he growled sounding so much like Viggo that everyone broke into gales of laughter again.
Astin proudly announces "I told you no way!" Everyone throws something at him. The remaining day is filled with teasing jokes and sly comments as they enjoy the sun and the freedom of a day off. Dom makes Bean blush deeply when he teases him about whether he was worried about how he would stand up against Big Vig. Slyly Viggo adds to Sean's discomfort by adding "well, since I prefer bottoming, it's not important is it?" As the others groan and whinge about too much information, Bean throws a shirt at Viggo threatening to inform Ian of that fact. They all crack up again. Sir Ian has been quite active in offering to teach the facts of life to any of his co-stars. Viggo musingly comments "man, I bet he could make you see stars if you were inclined that way." The others squirm a bit as they self-consciously grin - the thought has occurred to more than one of them before.
Weary, relaxed, and thoroughly in fellowship, they make their way home.
Astin shares everyone's compliments to Chris, then relays the prank. She is howling, knowing how well spanked the boys have been. "I can't believe they thought for a moment that Sean and Viggo would be lovers. Those guys are just too...I don't know the right word... guys, I guess." "I know, I know." "I mean, they're like the most hetero guys on this set." Silence. "Oh sweetie, except for you of course." He grins and kisses her hand. "Well, I have to say, they had me fooled for a bit. When Sean licked his finger and ohmygod when they tongue kissed. Yow!" "Well, they are good actors, babe. And they both have done lots of nude scenes." "Yeah, oh man. Liv is going die when she hears this one. And Ian!"
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A strong hand gently washed the dried salt off the body before him. Sean turned back to see Viggo chuffing again in silent laughter, his blue eyes alight with happiness. "When are we going to tell them the truth?" Warm full lips met and tongues lovingly slicked together as hands moved to hips and bodies swayed enticingly together under the warm spray. They broke apart panting lightly.
"Dunno, think it might be funnier to see how long it takes for them to figure it out on their own." Sean rubbed lather over Viggo's lightly furred chest, taking great pleasure in massaging the soft puckered nipples within the foam. "Aaaahh, Seannnn" Viggo's eyes closed in pleasure as he arched into those clever fingers.
"Hey, were you acting the whole time or did you screw up a few times there?" Heated eyes blinked at him and a wry grin followed as Viggo mumbled "well, I kind of forgot myself a bit when we kissed on the beach." Sean laughed back and admitted "I was just gonna wipe your lip but I wanted to taste you".
"Come taste me then." Viggo beckoned as he stepped back enough to make his aching cock more accessible. Sean leant over and bit at a perky nipple drawing a gasp from the other man before continuing to move down the now clean body to the jutting cock that was waiting for him.
After a teasing swipe across the leaking tip, he grinned, looking up to meet Viggo's passion hazed eyes. "They're gonna be so pissed when they find out we've been fuckin' for months now." A grin broke across Viggo's face, "and I that I wasn't lying when I said I prefer to bottom."
*The End*
Pairing: Viggo / Sean
Story line: Time period during LOTR filming. The boys get caught in a compromising position but everything isn't what it seems.... or is it?
Rating: PG-13/ R
Disclaimer: No harm, no dough, no knowledge
Feedback: Please!
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The two men soundly asleep on the floor weren't aware of the choked gasps and whispered comments made by the stunned visitors who had stopped by and let themselves into the house, expecting to find Viggo awake and ready to go to the beach. To find Sean here already was the first surprise but instead of raggedy shorts, t-shirts, and swimwear, the two were totally bared arsed naked as they slept so peacefully on the futons placed on the floor of the living room.
Not that they looked bad nude, indeed, their long months of riding and swordplay had honed both of their lean frames into pure artistry of sinew, bone, and gleaming healthy skin. So vulnerable and sweet in their sleep despite the latent power evidenced by the size of their cocks and bollocks laying heavily against sprawled thighs. The question of whether Viggo was circumsized was finally settled though neither visitor would later admit to the actual verification.
After long seconds of gazing at the lushness before them, the two visitors steathily began shooting pictures with the digital camera they never went without. The tension grew as they tiptoed about worried that the sleeping lions would awaken and casually tear them to bits.
As they scurried back outside, they burst into nervous laughter and wild-pitched giggles. "Christ! What the bloody 'ell is going on, Orli?" "Dunno, Dommie, I can't believe it, man. Can't believe that Vig and Sean would actually, you know, man, do it!" "They're like the two manly mannish blokes I know. I mean, fuck, if they're swinging that way, what does it say 'bout the rest of us?"
Silence, then an awed giggle. "Shite, they are both fucking huge. I knew Sean had balls but jaysus those are BALLS." "And fuck! Viggo, ah shite, now I know why he wasn't put off by the full Monty in Indian Runner." They snorted and practically choked as they struggled into the waiting beat up rental Camry.
"What should we do, man? Try and wake 'em up, or just leave?" "Can't do it, Orli. Everybody, knows we're coming to pick 'em up. If we show up, without them, makes no sense." "Yeah, how 'bout we honk for a bit, then pound on the door, yellin' for them to get their lazy arses going?" Brilliant! They'll run around like maniacs trying to get ready so we don't see what they been up to." "And when they do show up, we can tease 'em about their red faces, ask 'em what they've been doing to get so stirred up, man!" "Bloody brilliant, yeh!"
Having settled on a plan, they gleefully pounded on the horn, deciding the neighbors were used to the mad antics of the actors in the community. After enjoying the horn's raucous blare for a bit, they ran up to the front door and thumped like drummers in a heavy metal band. Their sly grins were wiped clean by the abrupt opening of the door by a completely naked and tousled Viggo.
They yelped jumping away from all his blatant nudity. His longish hair was standing up in about five different directions as he growled "Fuck! Wake the whole neighborhood, ya little assholes." Although in reality, he wasn't that much taller or broader than they, he carried an air of authority that was hard to ignore.
"Jaysus, man, cover that up, mate!" yelped Orlando. "Flashing your now awake neighbors, pervy human!" chimed in Dom who recovered much faster. Viggo didn't even blush or look down, he just turned easily and shuffled away, raspily muttering "lemme get some shorts on." As his muscled rump made it's way into the house, both younger men followed as if in a trance. Blushing they avoided looking at each other as they moved farther into the house.
Considering their reception, they both tensed for the sight of Sean jumping out of the shadows in naught but his birthday suit but the living room was empty. Hearing a shower running, they grinned - had to be Sean - who else would bathe before going to the beach?
Viggo lightly strolled back into the room, now wearing raggedy cut offs with an equally dismal shirt tossed over one shoulder. He hadn't bothered to brush his hair so it still stuck out like a porcupine. Dom thought "uh oh, Vig's got his crazy nutter look going today." Elijah had first coined the phrase likening the quiet but mental American to a homeless beach bum.
Speedily though, Viggo efficiently packed food and drinks into a nearby cooler and by the time Sean emerged in all his splendor of Blades endorsed swim shorts and matching top and thongs, Viggo had them ready to go. Neither man look flustered nor bothered to explain why Sean was there nor why he had obviously just showered.
The four of them crammed into Dom's shitty little car and lurched off to the beach. No one spoke for the first minutes beyond the typical complaints of "could you try not to hit every pothole" and "this thing still runs, thought we shitcanned the sardine box last time".
The flood gates opened as Orlando could no longer contain himself. "Whatcha doin' at Vig's house, Sean? We were set to pick you up at yours?" Sean answered briefly with a closed expression that indicated hell would pay for additional queries, "me water's off." No one dared to say anything else though Dom and Orlando exchanged speaking glances demanding that the other grow the balls to question the older men further. Finally, "ummm, is it getting fixed soon?" nervously asked Orli who nearly cowered when the growl came back "yeh".
Silence reigned again. Dom glanced into the rear view mirror and caught Sean soothing Viggo's bedhead hair down a bit. It was a simple gesture but spoke volumes as it was done nearly unconsciously by Bean. Vig's head tilted toward the Brit to aid in the grooming which apparently didn't surprise the other man who took advantage of the new angle to reach another section.
Dom's eyes were huge as he quickly stared at Orlando to see if he had noticed as well. Orli instead seem fixated on the view out his window which annoyed Dom until he realized that the other man was watching the two in the back by way of the side mirror. The interminable ride ended as they reached their favorite section of beach where Lij, Billy, and Astin were already waiting with all the surf boards.
The two younger men were desperate to spill all to their friends but also knew they had to wait until Sean and Vig were out of hearing range. Lij could sense something was going on and kept shooting them puzzled looks which Dom tried to answer by just shaking his head. As soon as everything was in place, Viggo took off running into the surf and was soon swimming strongly out to the sand bar off shore. The others made a show of zipping into their wetsuit shorties as Sean ambled down and slowly made his way out to join the older man.
Like water gushing from a broken dam, the boys exploded. "Christ, guys, somethin's happened, you won't bloody believe it man!" Their words tumbled over as they spilled the story and showed the pictures from the camera. "Fuck! They're naked!" yelped Elijah. Astin bellowed "there has to be a reasonable explanation. You guys just interpreted it wrong!" "Like what, Sean? Bean's clothes fell off while he was hanging out with his best mate and Viggo took his off in sympathy." "Sean said his water was off." "See there's the explanation!" "Yeah, for Sean to shower there, but not for nekkid, especially for Viggo to join him!"
Not surprisingly, Billy was the first to comment, "my they're both quite hung, aren't they?" Everyone except Astin tittered giddily. Lij took a closer look, "shay-it! Imagine how big they are when up for action, so to speak?" "STOP!" yelped Astin, now crimson faced. "Well, I guess we were right to call Bean, Big Sean after all" piped in Billy cheerfully. Again, nervous giggles broke out including a nose snort from Dom that sent them all into a giggling fit.
Astin tried again to bring some control and balance back to his world. "You know, while they are definitely naked, they're not, well, you know, not, umm, touching or anything." Five heads peered back over the tiny screen.
Triumphantly, Dom pronounced "yeah, but they were touching in the car. Sean was smoothing Vig's crazy hair down and Viggo was all but purring about it." Orlando added, "it looked like something they'd done before, man. Quite cozy - like two cats cleaning each other." This started a louder debate as each person had to express either their version of the events or to speculate on who would bottom. They were so intent on their argument that none of them noticed the return of the two older men who now stood nearby.
Dom almost gave a comical double-take when he realized Bean and Viggo were listening stone-faced as they dripped menacingly into the sand. Silence fell quickly all but for Astin whose back was to the wet men, "I still say no way, no way!" He cautiously turned and cringed as Viggo made a move toward him. But Viggo just lifted the camera from Dom's trembling hand. Glancing at just one shot, Viggo casually deleted them all.
"I'm hungry, who brought breakfast?" With that, he dropped to his towel and began rummaging in his bag for the thermos. Staggered, the other five swayed in relief, then Astin weakly replied, "uhh, Chris made some muffins". Everyone immediately scurried to bring out various supplies of food and drinks. Bean settled close to Viggo and silently drank the hot tea he was handed.
Astin and Elijah broke into an inane chatter with Orlando to diffuse the awkward stress. Dom and Billy eyed each other, then grabbed boards and ran away into the ocean to escape. Viggo complemented Christine on the muffins and everyone seemed to sigh a bit in peace. Bean ate two of the muffins as he raved about home cooking. It seemed the uneasiness was gone for good until Bean lightly rubbed his finger over Viggo's upper lip. "Juice mustache, luv." Three sets of eyes stared as he lightly licked then sucked his finger as he and Viggo shared a lazy smile. Elijah couldn't take anymore and leaped to grab his board. He was quickly followed by the remaining two younger men as they too fled the scene.
The four hobbits and elf tried to surf for a bit but their innate curiousity overcame them and they congregated on their boards trying to discuss what to do. After much debate and no answers, they reluctantly headed for shore. Viggo was off, puttering about with his camera, bent over oddly around a piece of seaweed. Bean was lying down reading MacBeth in preparation for a possible stage play being considered. He sat up and asked them about the surfing conditions and for a bit, it felt like normal times. Soon, Viggo had rambled back and was joining in the conversation. He had surfed a few times, but the beach and his camera generally distracted him from staying out long.
As they compared the waves to prior days, Viggo suddenly shocked them by gently rubbing Sean's head who in response tipped his head back so they could share a warm open mouthed kiss. No one could mistake the exchange of tongues licking lovingly against each other. "All-bloody-right! I've had it! No more pussy-footin' around. Are you two shagging or not?" Orlando demanded an answer, his body stiffened in outrage, his fear of reprisal overcome.
Sean and Viggo stared at him, then at the others all displaying a mix of dread, horror, and righteous anger, then abruptly burst into mad stomach wrenching, tearful wails of laughter. Viggo fell to the towel as his legs couldn't support the force of his glee.
Orli cried out in rage at their prank and jumped on top of Viggo, tickling and pinching him. Billy and Elijah tackled Bean who was now lying on his side, hunched up to hold his belly as he howled. Dom threw himself into the heap, poking and prying into any available surface on the two helpless prone men. "You fuckers!" " You bloody wankers!" " We're gonna kill you, I swear, man." "You are complete assholes!" Astin stood gaping at the mad bundle on the towels as he cracked up thinking that everyone else on the beach would think they had all gone insane.
"Alright!!!! Lij stop tickling Bean. Dom, Viggo gonna's throw up in a second if you don't stop that. Orlando quit spanking them. Billy, you're giving Bean a hickey." ...... "Boys, I'm not going to say this again. STOP! Answers NOW!"
Viggo was still chuffing too madly to speak so Bean gallantly tried. His grin so wide, it seemed to split his face in two, he would attempt a line or two, then burst in giggles, try to calm then add another line, then snort off again. Eventually the story that unfolded was that he hadn't been able to sleep due to leftover time clock issues from his recent flight back to NZ and so he had headed to Viggo's who didn't generally sleep much anyway. They had drank tea and packed up to wait for the boys when Viggo had struck on the idea of staging a surprise.
"Sure enough, the little pervs come a'creepin about, whispering and taking pictures. Shocking, I tell you! Viggo and I nearly bust a gut trying not to move when they finally stop the peep show and leave. I run up to pretend to shower and Viggo, the crazy nutter, he goes and answers the door starkers!" Here, Viggo finally wheezed out "you should've seen their eyes!" he falls over again in uncontrollable giggles, setting everyone else off as well.
They calm down a little as Sean continues "so, we just keep playing it up. I'm fixing Vig's hair, he's playing with me leg." Dom interjected, "you were? I didn't know that!" Everyone glances at Orlando who blushes madly. Everyone roars as Dom shouts "Orli, you perv, so that's what you were so focused on in the side mirror!"
"We kept expecting you guys to say something so we had to conference out in the water. Viggo said we should just do a little somethin' every so often until someone broke. I owe him a bottle of whiskey since I bet it would be Lij and Viggo bet Orlando." Elijah threw a half a muffin at both of them. "Fuckers!" he growled sounding so much like Viggo that everyone broke into gales of laughter again.
Astin proudly announces "I told you no way!" Everyone throws something at him. The remaining day is filled with teasing jokes and sly comments as they enjoy the sun and the freedom of a day off. Dom makes Bean blush deeply when he teases him about whether he was worried about how he would stand up against Big Vig. Slyly Viggo adds to Sean's discomfort by adding "well, since I prefer bottoming, it's not important is it?" As the others groan and whinge about too much information, Bean throws a shirt at Viggo threatening to inform Ian of that fact. They all crack up again. Sir Ian has been quite active in offering to teach the facts of life to any of his co-stars. Viggo musingly comments "man, I bet he could make you see stars if you were inclined that way." The others squirm a bit as they self-consciously grin - the thought has occurred to more than one of them before.
Weary, relaxed, and thoroughly in fellowship, they make their way home.
Astin shares everyone's compliments to Chris, then relays the prank. She is howling, knowing how well spanked the boys have been. "I can't believe they thought for a moment that Sean and Viggo would be lovers. Those guys are just too...I don't know the right word... guys, I guess." "I know, I know." "I mean, they're like the most hetero guys on this set." Silence. "Oh sweetie, except for you of course." He grins and kisses her hand. "Well, I have to say, they had me fooled for a bit. When Sean licked his finger and ohmygod when they tongue kissed. Yow!" "Well, they are good actors, babe. And they both have done lots of nude scenes." "Yeah, oh man. Liv is going die when she hears this one. And Ian!"
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A strong hand gently washed the dried salt off the body before him. Sean turned back to see Viggo chuffing again in silent laughter, his blue eyes alight with happiness. "When are we going to tell them the truth?" Warm full lips met and tongues lovingly slicked together as hands moved to hips and bodies swayed enticingly together under the warm spray. They broke apart panting lightly.
"Dunno, think it might be funnier to see how long it takes for them to figure it out on their own." Sean rubbed lather over Viggo's lightly furred chest, taking great pleasure in massaging the soft puckered nipples within the foam. "Aaaahh, Seannnn" Viggo's eyes closed in pleasure as he arched into those clever fingers.
"Hey, were you acting the whole time or did you screw up a few times there?" Heated eyes blinked at him and a wry grin followed as Viggo mumbled "well, I kind of forgot myself a bit when we kissed on the beach." Sean laughed back and admitted "I was just gonna wipe your lip but I wanted to taste you".
"Come taste me then." Viggo beckoned as he stepped back enough to make his aching cock more accessible. Sean leant over and bit at a perky nipple drawing a gasp from the other man before continuing to move down the now clean body to the jutting cock that was waiting for him.
After a teasing swipe across the leaking tip, he grinned, looking up to meet Viggo's passion hazed eyes. "They're gonna be so pissed when they find out we've been fuckin' for months now." A grin broke across Viggo's face, "and I that I wasn't lying when I said I prefer to bottom."
*The End*
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Date: 2004-06-17 03:19 pm (UTC)Angie
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Date: 2004-06-17 03:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-17 03:34 pm (UTC)This opens up for a sequel, yes? Please? Pretty please??
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Date: 2004-06-17 04:07 pm (UTC)The plot!
The twist to it!
Will there be a sequel?
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Date: 2004-06-17 04:43 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-06-17 06:14 pm (UTC)*meebles helplessly* Most excellent visual, and hysterical fic. I was trying very hard not to laugh out loud and attract the interest of my roommate. Loved shifty!VigBean and the pervy inquisitiveness of the hobbits and Elf getting exactly what it deserved.
Sean's correction of the juice mustache was adorable. *beam* (As was the contrast between Viggo's ratty shorts and worn-out shirt and Sean's very correctly color-coordinated Blades outfit.)
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Date: 2004-06-17 08:26 pm (UTC)Too funny!
I loved this. Hot and funny. What a wonderful combo. Thanks for sharing.
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Date: 2004-06-17 08:44 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-06-18 04:05 am (UTC)I have to admit that I found Orli's shock at the situation a little out of character - I'm a Viggorli girl, so my Orli would be jealous, rather than surprised *g*
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Date: 2004-06-18 05:28 am (UTC)*washes mind out with soap*