Pranksters Part Deux
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rugbytackleI never had planned to continue this story but a few bunnies and a very nice chocolate bribe later, here is the next chapter. And yes, I think there just might have to be a third if you'd like one.
Title: Pranksters Part Deux
Story line: After successfully misleading the hobbits and Elf down at the beach, Sean and Viggo have a hard time with the truth
Pairing: Starts with a V and an S
Rating: PG-13 / R
Disclaimer: No money, no knowledge, no harm intended
Timing: Set during the filming of Osgiliath when Sean returns to the set. Always loved that bit on the commentary of the TTT EE when Sean talks about how hard it was to come back and get back into the role and then states "and then I saw Viggo" in just that perfect tone of voice.
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Bernard limped as he wearily approached the Cuntybago. He still hadn't quite recovered from the brutal effects of horseback riding on his good-for-nothing mount. "Well, I suppose I should admit that I'm whinging 'cuz my riding skills could use a good brush up," he admitted to himself. Karl had smartly joined Viggo and Orlando on some of their Sunday jaunts to improve his technique so Bernard reminded himself he should do the same. Viggo had already pranked him a few times with an inflatable o-ring arse cushion which kept showing up in the most conspicuous of places.
Stepping through the door of the trailer, he was paralyzed by the sight of Viggo, still dressed in his ranger gear, being bent backwards over the table by a lean man with razor short dark blonde hair. His worn leather knee high boots lifted to wrap around the jean clad waist of the other man as the blonde pressed down, aligning their chests and hips together. An ecstatic moan rose as the man thrust his hips slowly and forcefully against the willing ranger.
A sword nicked hand wrapped snugly around the nape of the blonde as an equally abused hand grabbed frenziedly across taut broad shoulders. One leg rose even higher almost to shoulder height and the inane thought ran through Bernard's stunned mind "Viggo really is quite flexible...". The blonde responded by thrusting harder and gutterally muttering "gonna take you so deep and hard and long, baby. Gonna fuck you real good, make you scream Vig. Oh fuckkkk... I could come in me pants right now!"
He could only hope the muffled groans coming from both men would cover his hasty exit. Standing back outside, he was flustered about what to do next. Miranda caught sight of him and shouted out "are you okay, Bernard? You look like you've had a bit of a shock." She joined him at the trailer and knocked at the door before he could stop her.
"Coo-ee, Viggo! Are you dressed? I won't ask if you're decent, because you could be nude for all we know!" She chuckled merrily while Bernard shook his head madly preparing to hustle her away, when he heard Viggo's raspy answer. "Miranda? Hey, c'mon in and meet Sean Bean."
The door opened and Viggo smiled down "Hey Bernard. Finally finished up that scene, huh? Peter must have done at least 20 takes on that one." Mystified, Bernard entered the trailer to see the blonde man now sitting comfortably in one of their beat up lounge chairs. He certainly didn't look like he had just been about to fuck the living daylights out of their King.
Sean stood and shook hands with both of them, delighting Miranda with a sweet kiss to the cheek. "Oh my god! It's so incredible to finally meet you, Sean. Everybody talked so much about you and THE death scene. I've been dying to meet you and didn't think I'd have a chance unless at some premier or such." Completely winning her over with just one shy sincere smile, he chuckled and said "I hope the boys have been treatin' you right. They're a rough lot most times. Lacking in any manners at all." She gave a shout of laughter "oh I can take any piss they hand out. Never fear!"
"She keeps us all in our places, Sean," commented Viggo dryly as he smirked at Miranda who just proudly tossed her head. "You boys need it, and you more than any of the others, except maybe Bernard here who is just as big a scoundrel!" Everyone except Bernard laughed. "You okay?" quizzed Viggo puzzled by the standoffishness of the older Brit. Snapping to, Bernard laughed wryly and stated "I think I'm just in awe of 006 standing in our trailer" which drew a burst of laughter from the others and a sheepish grin from Sean.
An explosion rocked the trailer as assorted hobbits and elves poured into the small space as word spread that their Sean had returned to the set. Wine poured freely as voices talked over each other in uninhibited glee at having Boromir back. Karl and David were introduced and slurs immediately began flying about who had the largest nose between the 'brothers'.
As the crowd grew too large for the small trailer, Viggo threw most of them outside armed with bottles of wine and glasses so that he, Bernard, and Orlando could get changed. Sean joked easily with Orli who was regaling him with all the injury stories including his own cracked rib tale that brought eye rolls from both of the older men. "Fragile are the elves, Sean. Especially the Mirkwood variety." "Filthy human!" "Prissy elf!" replied the other three. "Hey, three against one. man! I'm getting out of here before you smelly humans try to abuse my ageless beauty anymore." Rude noises accompanied his teasing exit.
Carrying wigs and assorted costume bits out to hand off to the PA's who had joined into the general merriment outside, the foursome saw that the party had not only continued but now including Peter, Sala, and quite a few of the other cast and crew. A huge cheer went up as Sean stopped and pantomimed being overwhelmed. Plans progressed to hit the Green Parrot and there was a mad scarper for cars as seating was scarce at the GP and they were all sore from the day's work.
Bernard couldn't prevent a quick glance back at Viggo and Sean who were walking with Peter toward the car park. As they stopped briefly to chat with Brian the head gaffer, Viggo's hand stroked almost unconsciously against Sean's back. No one else seemed to be paying any attention to their touching. Karl shouted at Bernard to get his kingly arse in gear if he still wanted a ride and the older man shrugged off his confusion and hurried on.
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Hours later, they were winding down but still in rare form. Karl noticed Viggo and Sean slipping outside for a breath of fresh air and didn't blame them. The Green Parrot was without dispute a crusty pub in the best sense but after what seemed like the entire cast and crew had invaded it, the air inside was enough to let you smoke a pack of ciggies without lighting one up. Outside he searched the darkened lot hoping to join up with them for a more quiet chat. Rounding the corner, he saw movement out of the corner of his eye and grinned to realize he had interrupted a hot make-out session between two lucky souls.
Trying not to watch nor intrude, he continued to scan the shadows wondering if they had perhaps gone back in already when he heard the distinctive raspy whisper of Viggo. "God, you taste so good, Sean. I could just eat you right here." Karl's eyes widened in shock as his gaze flew back to the couple pressed against the pub wall. Within the darkness, he could just make out that one of the figures was now kneeling in front of the other. The quiet burr of a zipper broke the air along with a whimper of delight. "Vig! We can't. Not here, luv. Ah shite! Viggooo, ohgod, pleaseeee...aghhhh." Choked moans and humming murmurs softly wafted through the night air to wrap around Karl's ears and spurred his feet to move as quietly as possible back inside the chaos of the pub.
*****
"Sounds like the party's still going strong but we're kinda beat, so we're gonna head home." Viggo's quiet comment broke into the merriment going around the remaining group. He and Sean were standing casually next to the largest table looking relaxed and at peace. Glances flew like lightening around the gang, everyone hoping that one of the quicker witted of their group would come up with just the perfect rejoinder. "Ahh, yes. You must be orgasmically excited to continue your reunion in quieter surroundings" murmured Bernard slyly.
Puzzled, Viggo looked around at their faces hoping for enlightenment. "It must ease your heart Viggo, that Sean, your rugged and virile lover, has returned to your achingly lonely bed. It must have been such a tragic burden to be separated for so long from his manly arms" loudly orated John in overblown Shakespearean tones as he winked at Orlando. The rest of the table waited with bated breath to see how Viggo or Sean would react.
With a sudden sweet smile that rose like the sun over the hills, Viggo slid his arm around Sean's waist and pulled him close as the Brit sighed, grinning shyly as he shifted to lean against his mate, "well... it has been difficult, more than I ever thought, but you know... all life is sorrowful, it's up to you to decide how to live within it."
Gusts of laughter and mock applause met his response and the two lovers stared at each other in absolute befuddlement. They had decided before Sean returned to let everyone know the truth. While they had expected the hobbits and Orlando to perhaps be a bit pissed that they had been mislead earlier, they certainly were taken aback that everyone seemed to be treating this as a joke.
Miranda quipped "Yeah, good one, Vig. And I just had Karl's love child!" "No, I did, Mir! Don't you remember?" added Liv. "Hey, if anyone had Karl's baby, it's definitely me!" yelled Dom. "I thought you promised to love only me, Dommie! And to find out in a pub of all places that you've been untrue!" mock whined Elijah. "What! He promised you! He promised me too! Dom you are the cunt everyone always said you were!" Billy exclaimed as he jumped up and jammed his fists on his hips to glare at Dom.
"Hey, what am I, markdown goods? Somebody better be willing to have my baby or I'll be knocking heads together soon!" jumped in Bernard for good measure. Orlando batted his eyes at the table in general. "I'm available if someone makes a really sweet offer. I can't waste this fine ass any more waiting for Viggo to come to his senses and abandon the northern bastard!" Andy whispered loudly "does it like candy, preciousss? What about sex toyssss? We likessss sex toyssss!"
Soon, everyone had joined the fracas, threesomes and fivesomes were discussed. Sean Astin was now sitting with his ears plugged, yelling "lalalalalalal, not listening, not listening!" in response to Ian's rather graphical explanation of a few unknown and underground practices that of course Billy and Dom were trying to illustrate through hand motions .
Meanwhile, Sean and Viggo just stood nearby holding onto each other trying to figure out what they should do. What they didn't know was that prior to their return to the pub, Karl had had an interesting conversation with the group.
(Just a few minutes prior......
Approaching the die-hard pub trawling group of hobbits, elves, men, and lively women who had formed their core group, Karl sidled next to Orlando and whispered as quietly as possible, 'Orli? Why didn't you tell me about Sean and Viggo?" "What? Bit noisy in here, Karl? What's up?" "Sean Bean and Viggo. Is it some big secret or something?" Billy overhead the question and gave a howl of laughter.
"Those bloody rotters! I can't believe they are trying that shite again!" "Ah no, man. You didn't buy the lover thing did ya?" Confused, Karl looked at Billy who was shaking his head in mock dismay and Orlando who was grinning like a jack o' lantern, Dom piped up "What's going on down there?" "Vig and Bean, they're trying to pull that bloody lover prank on Karl!" "Brilliant! And you bought it! Oh Karl, my lad." "Those two, unbelievable!"
Bernard hesitantly jumped in "Er, you mean there isn't something going on with them? I, umm, well walked into an interesting situation back at the trailer, so I guess I was wondering what the hell was goin' on." "Oh my god, those bastards. First they try to fool us, then you guys. Man, the balls." "Well, and they do very have large ones as we all know." Billy's comment brought snickers round the table. "What's this? Sean and Viggo playing a prank?" questioned Miranda.
Dom and Orlando took over and explained to David, Karl, Miranda, Andy, and Bernard about the original prank. Soon all of them were howling at the retelling which included many a pithy statement from Billy. Ian sent them over the edge as he relayed his part in the tale. When the younger actors had told him about the prank, he had devised a rather evil reprisal that included the quite public presentation of a number of sex toys and porn to the older men. Sean in particular had turned about thirty shades of red when he was told that the beautiful jade ring he held was intended for a different part of his anatomy than his thumb.
Miranda was crying by then. "Oh my god, you are all evil and I love it!" Ian grinned hugely as he joked "you know, Viggo must have been suspecting I was up to something because he kept his wits enough to say that perhaps the gift to Sean was really more a gift for him!" Wails of laughter broke out at David's uncomprehending look. "He bottoms you know!" winked Ian and the younger 'brother' showed the same family trait of blushing which drew even more giggles.
"Alright, enough history. Now... what do we do to get back at the wankers?" Bernard's voice cut through the chatter and everyone sat back to think about the appropriate means to spank Viggo and Sean for the failed prank.
And now we return to the main story...)
"Well, umm, we're going to head home" reiterated Viggo gazing helplessly at Sean not knowing what else to say. Sean shrugged back thinking the group had gotten even weirder since he had left. Viggo hadn't been joking that the hours were doing odd things to all of them. "Er, well, David, I guess I'll be seeing you tomorrow for rehearsal and all." David winked at both of them "have a good night lads! You can tell us all about it in the morning. Lots of nasty, naughty details!" Everyone started blowing kisses and the two men escaped thinking their friends had finally all gone insane.
They held hands as they walked quickly back to Sean's rental car. "Hey Sean, what were you promising me earlier? Somethin' about a long, hard, ride?"
Viggo jumped as Sean's free hand lovingly groped the front of his already too tight jeans.
"Umm, I brought that lovely little jade ring that Ian was so kind to give us." A heartfelt needy moan rose from Viggo and Sean chuckled evilly.
"Good thing all my scenes aren't on horseback tomorrow."
"Hope they don't involve a lot of walkin' either!"
"Seannn! God, drive fast!"
The end (for now)
(Note: Karl did have a baby during the filming of TTT.)
Title: Pranksters Part Deux
Story line: After successfully misleading the hobbits and Elf down at the beach, Sean and Viggo have a hard time with the truth
Pairing: Starts with a V and an S
Rating: PG-13 / R
Disclaimer: No money, no knowledge, no harm intended
Timing: Set during the filming of Osgiliath when Sean returns to the set. Always loved that bit on the commentary of the TTT EE when Sean talks about how hard it was to come back and get back into the role and then states "and then I saw Viggo" in just that perfect tone of voice.
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Bernard limped as he wearily approached the Cuntybago. He still hadn't quite recovered from the brutal effects of horseback riding on his good-for-nothing mount. "Well, I suppose I should admit that I'm whinging 'cuz my riding skills could use a good brush up," he admitted to himself. Karl had smartly joined Viggo and Orlando on some of their Sunday jaunts to improve his technique so Bernard reminded himself he should do the same. Viggo had already pranked him a few times with an inflatable o-ring arse cushion which kept showing up in the most conspicuous of places.
Stepping through the door of the trailer, he was paralyzed by the sight of Viggo, still dressed in his ranger gear, being bent backwards over the table by a lean man with razor short dark blonde hair. His worn leather knee high boots lifted to wrap around the jean clad waist of the other man as the blonde pressed down, aligning their chests and hips together. An ecstatic moan rose as the man thrust his hips slowly and forcefully against the willing ranger.
A sword nicked hand wrapped snugly around the nape of the blonde as an equally abused hand grabbed frenziedly across taut broad shoulders. One leg rose even higher almost to shoulder height and the inane thought ran through Bernard's stunned mind "Viggo really is quite flexible...". The blonde responded by thrusting harder and gutterally muttering "gonna take you so deep and hard and long, baby. Gonna fuck you real good, make you scream Vig. Oh fuckkkk... I could come in me pants right now!"
He could only hope the muffled groans coming from both men would cover his hasty exit. Standing back outside, he was flustered about what to do next. Miranda caught sight of him and shouted out "are you okay, Bernard? You look like you've had a bit of a shock." She joined him at the trailer and knocked at the door before he could stop her.
"Coo-ee, Viggo! Are you dressed? I won't ask if you're decent, because you could be nude for all we know!" She chuckled merrily while Bernard shook his head madly preparing to hustle her away, when he heard Viggo's raspy answer. "Miranda? Hey, c'mon in and meet Sean Bean."
The door opened and Viggo smiled down "Hey Bernard. Finally finished up that scene, huh? Peter must have done at least 20 takes on that one." Mystified, Bernard entered the trailer to see the blonde man now sitting comfortably in one of their beat up lounge chairs. He certainly didn't look like he had just been about to fuck the living daylights out of their King.
Sean stood and shook hands with both of them, delighting Miranda with a sweet kiss to the cheek. "Oh my god! It's so incredible to finally meet you, Sean. Everybody talked so much about you and THE death scene. I've been dying to meet you and didn't think I'd have a chance unless at some premier or such." Completely winning her over with just one shy sincere smile, he chuckled and said "I hope the boys have been treatin' you right. They're a rough lot most times. Lacking in any manners at all." She gave a shout of laughter "oh I can take any piss they hand out. Never fear!"
"She keeps us all in our places, Sean," commented Viggo dryly as he smirked at Miranda who just proudly tossed her head. "You boys need it, and you more than any of the others, except maybe Bernard here who is just as big a scoundrel!" Everyone except Bernard laughed. "You okay?" quizzed Viggo puzzled by the standoffishness of the older Brit. Snapping to, Bernard laughed wryly and stated "I think I'm just in awe of 006 standing in our trailer" which drew a burst of laughter from the others and a sheepish grin from Sean.
An explosion rocked the trailer as assorted hobbits and elves poured into the small space as word spread that their Sean had returned to the set. Wine poured freely as voices talked over each other in uninhibited glee at having Boromir back. Karl and David were introduced and slurs immediately began flying about who had the largest nose between the 'brothers'.
As the crowd grew too large for the small trailer, Viggo threw most of them outside armed with bottles of wine and glasses so that he, Bernard, and Orlando could get changed. Sean joked easily with Orli who was regaling him with all the injury stories including his own cracked rib tale that brought eye rolls from both of the older men. "Fragile are the elves, Sean. Especially the Mirkwood variety." "Filthy human!" "Prissy elf!" replied the other three. "Hey, three against one. man! I'm getting out of here before you smelly humans try to abuse my ageless beauty anymore." Rude noises accompanied his teasing exit.
Carrying wigs and assorted costume bits out to hand off to the PA's who had joined into the general merriment outside, the foursome saw that the party had not only continued but now including Peter, Sala, and quite a few of the other cast and crew. A huge cheer went up as Sean stopped and pantomimed being overwhelmed. Plans progressed to hit the Green Parrot and there was a mad scarper for cars as seating was scarce at the GP and they were all sore from the day's work.
Bernard couldn't prevent a quick glance back at Viggo and Sean who were walking with Peter toward the car park. As they stopped briefly to chat with Brian the head gaffer, Viggo's hand stroked almost unconsciously against Sean's back. No one else seemed to be paying any attention to their touching. Karl shouted at Bernard to get his kingly arse in gear if he still wanted a ride and the older man shrugged off his confusion and hurried on.
******
Hours later, they were winding down but still in rare form. Karl noticed Viggo and Sean slipping outside for a breath of fresh air and didn't blame them. The Green Parrot was without dispute a crusty pub in the best sense but after what seemed like the entire cast and crew had invaded it, the air inside was enough to let you smoke a pack of ciggies without lighting one up. Outside he searched the darkened lot hoping to join up with them for a more quiet chat. Rounding the corner, he saw movement out of the corner of his eye and grinned to realize he had interrupted a hot make-out session between two lucky souls.
Trying not to watch nor intrude, he continued to scan the shadows wondering if they had perhaps gone back in already when he heard the distinctive raspy whisper of Viggo. "God, you taste so good, Sean. I could just eat you right here." Karl's eyes widened in shock as his gaze flew back to the couple pressed against the pub wall. Within the darkness, he could just make out that one of the figures was now kneeling in front of the other. The quiet burr of a zipper broke the air along with a whimper of delight. "Vig! We can't. Not here, luv. Ah shite! Viggooo, ohgod, pleaseeee...aghhhh." Choked moans and humming murmurs softly wafted through the night air to wrap around Karl's ears and spurred his feet to move as quietly as possible back inside the chaos of the pub.
*****
"Sounds like the party's still going strong but we're kinda beat, so we're gonna head home." Viggo's quiet comment broke into the merriment going around the remaining group. He and Sean were standing casually next to the largest table looking relaxed and at peace. Glances flew like lightening around the gang, everyone hoping that one of the quicker witted of their group would come up with just the perfect rejoinder. "Ahh, yes. You must be orgasmically excited to continue your reunion in quieter surroundings" murmured Bernard slyly.
Puzzled, Viggo looked around at their faces hoping for enlightenment. "It must ease your heart Viggo, that Sean, your rugged and virile lover, has returned to your achingly lonely bed. It must have been such a tragic burden to be separated for so long from his manly arms" loudly orated John in overblown Shakespearean tones as he winked at Orlando. The rest of the table waited with bated breath to see how Viggo or Sean would react.
With a sudden sweet smile that rose like the sun over the hills, Viggo slid his arm around Sean's waist and pulled him close as the Brit sighed, grinning shyly as he shifted to lean against his mate, "well... it has been difficult, more than I ever thought, but you know... all life is sorrowful, it's up to you to decide how to live within it."
Gusts of laughter and mock applause met his response and the two lovers stared at each other in absolute befuddlement. They had decided before Sean returned to let everyone know the truth. While they had expected the hobbits and Orlando to perhaps be a bit pissed that they had been mislead earlier, they certainly were taken aback that everyone seemed to be treating this as a joke.
Miranda quipped "Yeah, good one, Vig. And I just had Karl's love child!" "No, I did, Mir! Don't you remember?" added Liv. "Hey, if anyone had Karl's baby, it's definitely me!" yelled Dom. "I thought you promised to love only me, Dommie! And to find out in a pub of all places that you've been untrue!" mock whined Elijah. "What! He promised you! He promised me too! Dom you are the cunt everyone always said you were!" Billy exclaimed as he jumped up and jammed his fists on his hips to glare at Dom.
"Hey, what am I, markdown goods? Somebody better be willing to have my baby or I'll be knocking heads together soon!" jumped in Bernard for good measure. Orlando batted his eyes at the table in general. "I'm available if someone makes a really sweet offer. I can't waste this fine ass any more waiting for Viggo to come to his senses and abandon the northern bastard!" Andy whispered loudly "does it like candy, preciousss? What about sex toyssss? We likessss sex toyssss!"
Soon, everyone had joined the fracas, threesomes and fivesomes were discussed. Sean Astin was now sitting with his ears plugged, yelling "lalalalalalal, not listening, not listening!" in response to Ian's rather graphical explanation of a few unknown and underground practices that of course Billy and Dom were trying to illustrate through hand motions .
Meanwhile, Sean and Viggo just stood nearby holding onto each other trying to figure out what they should do. What they didn't know was that prior to their return to the pub, Karl had had an interesting conversation with the group.
(Just a few minutes prior......
Approaching the die-hard pub trawling group of hobbits, elves, men, and lively women who had formed their core group, Karl sidled next to Orlando and whispered as quietly as possible, 'Orli? Why didn't you tell me about Sean and Viggo?" "What? Bit noisy in here, Karl? What's up?" "Sean Bean and Viggo. Is it some big secret or something?" Billy overhead the question and gave a howl of laughter.
"Those bloody rotters! I can't believe they are trying that shite again!" "Ah no, man. You didn't buy the lover thing did ya?" Confused, Karl looked at Billy who was shaking his head in mock dismay and Orlando who was grinning like a jack o' lantern, Dom piped up "What's going on down there?" "Vig and Bean, they're trying to pull that bloody lover prank on Karl!" "Brilliant! And you bought it! Oh Karl, my lad." "Those two, unbelievable!"
Bernard hesitantly jumped in "Er, you mean there isn't something going on with them? I, umm, well walked into an interesting situation back at the trailer, so I guess I was wondering what the hell was goin' on." "Oh my god, those bastards. First they try to fool us, then you guys. Man, the balls." "Well, and they do very have large ones as we all know." Billy's comment brought snickers round the table. "What's this? Sean and Viggo playing a prank?" questioned Miranda.
Dom and Orlando took over and explained to David, Karl, Miranda, Andy, and Bernard about the original prank. Soon all of them were howling at the retelling which included many a pithy statement from Billy. Ian sent them over the edge as he relayed his part in the tale. When the younger actors had told him about the prank, he had devised a rather evil reprisal that included the quite public presentation of a number of sex toys and porn to the older men. Sean in particular had turned about thirty shades of red when he was told that the beautiful jade ring he held was intended for a different part of his anatomy than his thumb.
Miranda was crying by then. "Oh my god, you are all evil and I love it!" Ian grinned hugely as he joked "you know, Viggo must have been suspecting I was up to something because he kept his wits enough to say that perhaps the gift to Sean was really more a gift for him!" Wails of laughter broke out at David's uncomprehending look. "He bottoms you know!" winked Ian and the younger 'brother' showed the same family trait of blushing which drew even more giggles.
"Alright, enough history. Now... what do we do to get back at the wankers?" Bernard's voice cut through the chatter and everyone sat back to think about the appropriate means to spank Viggo and Sean for the failed prank.
And now we return to the main story...)
"Well, umm, we're going to head home" reiterated Viggo gazing helplessly at Sean not knowing what else to say. Sean shrugged back thinking the group had gotten even weirder since he had left. Viggo hadn't been joking that the hours were doing odd things to all of them. "Er, well, David, I guess I'll be seeing you tomorrow for rehearsal and all." David winked at both of them "have a good night lads! You can tell us all about it in the morning. Lots of nasty, naughty details!" Everyone started blowing kisses and the two men escaped thinking their friends had finally all gone insane.
They held hands as they walked quickly back to Sean's rental car. "Hey Sean, what were you promising me earlier? Somethin' about a long, hard, ride?"
Viggo jumped as Sean's free hand lovingly groped the front of his already too tight jeans.
"Umm, I brought that lovely little jade ring that Ian was so kind to give us." A heartfelt needy moan rose from Viggo and Sean chuckled evilly.
"Good thing all my scenes aren't on horseback tomorrow."
"Hope they don't involve a lot of walkin' either!"
"Seannn! God, drive fast!"
The end (for now)
(Note: Karl did have a baby during the filming of TTT.)
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Date: 2004-06-18 03:13 pm (UTC)Oh Ian won't you tell us what really went on behind the scenes! *snicker*
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Date: 2004-06-18 05:47 pm (UTC)Do keep going, please!!
Angie
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Date: 2004-06-18 06:02 pm (UTC)"If we can't tell them, will we have to show them?" Bwahaha, racing away with evil intentions!
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Date: 2004-06-18 09:21 pm (UTC)Astin's embarrassment whenever they talk about sex is really cute.
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Date: 2004-06-19 03:42 am (UTC)I dare someone to write that! Sam on the rampage - teehee!
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