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rugbytackleTitle: Twenty Questions
Author: Atanvarne
Pairing: SB/VM
Rating: PG
Archive: Green Opals, Rugbytackle okay. Anyone else, please drop me a comment so I can visit it.
Disclaimer: This is a product of my imagination. No vowels or consonants were harmed during the course of producing this work. Credulity, however, has been twisted beyond recognition. In other words, this never happened.
Author's Notes: Inspired by these photos and the fun of imagining Viggo's reaction to seeing them.
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"Who is she?"
"Who's who?" To Viggo, Sean sounded mildly defensive.
"The girl."
"What girl?"
Viggo chuckled, enjoying Sean's discomfiture. "The one in the pictures."
A long pause. "There are photos?"
"All over the internet." Viggo could hear Sean fidget from ten thousand miles away. "You looking like one of London's homeless escorting a girl with long blonde hair. Sound familiar?"
"Oh. She were helpin' me find birthday presents for me daughter."
"Try again."
Sean sighed. "Me agent's idea. Then the bird said a thousand quid next time and to bathe first."
Across an ocean, Viggo laughed until he cried.
Author: Atanvarne
Pairing: SB/VM
Rating: PG
Archive: Green Opals, Rugbytackle okay. Anyone else, please drop me a comment so I can visit it.
Disclaimer: This is a product of my imagination. No vowels or consonants were harmed during the course of producing this work. Credulity, however, has been twisted beyond recognition. In other words, this never happened.
Author's Notes: Inspired by these photos and the fun of imagining Viggo's reaction to seeing them.
~*~ ~*~ ~*~
"Who is she?"
"Who's who?" To Viggo, Sean sounded mildly defensive.
"The girl."
"What girl?"
Viggo chuckled, enjoying Sean's discomfiture. "The one in the pictures."
A long pause. "There are photos?"
"All over the internet." Viggo could hear Sean fidget from ten thousand miles away. "You looking like one of London's homeless escorting a girl with long blonde hair. Sound familiar?"
"Oh. She were helpin' me find birthday presents for me daughter."
"Try again."
Sean sighed. "Me agent's idea. Then the bird said a thousand quid next time and to bathe first."
Across an ocean, Viggo laughed until he cried.
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*laughs*
Date: 2004-09-20 01:58 pm (UTC)Re: *laughs*
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Date: 2004-09-20 08:29 pm (UTC)Definitely the scruffy version of Sean! And I love Viggo making Sean squirm, any way or any how he does it.
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Date: 2004-09-22 06:35 pm (UTC)Oh, that's definitely on the pretty list!! Thanks for reading.
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Date: 2004-09-22 06:37 pm (UTC)Thanks for reading it, and letting Winter follow Autumn.
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Date: 2004-09-21 12:57 pm (UTC)Viggo, you're mean. You should have complimented him on his arse *g*
Great funny drabble!
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Date: 2004-09-22 06:39 pm (UTC)That came after Viggo stopped laughing. I'm delighted you enjoyed it. I love the ones that write themselves.
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Date: 2004-09-22 12:06 pm (UTC)You're too precious *snogs you* and this is absolutely brilliant, love your intepretation of those pics *veg*
One of the things I noticed about them is that the girl looks absolutely bored, she always has this little sour twist to her lips as if she can't wait to be done with this stroll ;)
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Date: 2004-09-22 06:42 pm (UTC)!!! You noticed, too! So glad I'm not the only one. Sean doesn't look all that thrilled either, at least not to my way of thinking, but it could be that they're shopping.
I'm so glad you like this!
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Date: 2004-09-24 08:15 pm (UTC)i wasn't really convinced about the whole thing either, i mean, if it's really his gf, wouldn't Sean have gone in the stores with her instead of waiting outside most of the time?
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