rugbytackle | Free Time 2/?

Title: Free Time 2/?
Pairing: VM/SB (implied)
Rating: G (for *g*)
Disclaimer: Don't know them, don't own them (as if), no profit, just fun.
Summary: Four day weekend.
Notes: For liars_dance and moldava ~lbl~
Feedback: yes please...
Archive: rugbytackle, bean_uncensored, sons_of_gondor, Green Opals, OEAM, my LJ
Beta: None (all damage is mine *mwaaah*)

Viggo, the elf, and the hobbits got into Orli’s SUV. Viggo sat up front with Orli, and the hobbits piled into the back, with Lij taking the middle seat.

“Hey, Orli, stop by the liquor store, let’s get some brew,” said Lij.

Dom snickered, “Unless, dress to the T, Mr. Debonair Mortensen has another preference?”

Smiling broadly Viggo stated, “Well I might at that.”

“What Vig? What would you get?” said Orli as he pulled out and headed for the liquor store.

“Don’t tell him Vig, he’s only going to obsess, and make cow eyes,” said Lij, then pitching his voice higher he added, “My honey, Viggo, likes to drink this so of course I love it too.”

Dom and Billy laughed out loud, and when Orli threw them a dirty look, they started snorting and falling over each other in hysterics, crushing Lij with their bodies. Viggo laughed good naturedly, patting Orli’s arm, instantly returning the elf to his good humor.

They arrived at the liquor store and entered as a group. The hobbits went straight to the beer and grabbed up a case of there favorite pastime. Viggo went to the hard liquor section with Orli in tow.

“What are you going to get, Vig?” said Orli.

“The smoothest whiskey you have ever tasted, oh, here it is!” said Viggo, “Jack Daniel’s Tennessee sippin’ whiskey.”

“Shit Viggo! That stuff will put hair on your ass!” Orli exclaimed; all the while shaking his head in the negative.

“How do you think I got the hair on my ass?” Viggo grinned.

They met up at the counter with the hobbits, who stared at the whiskey shaking their heads.

“So, Viggo, who are you going to seduce?” said Billy.

“Seduce? I’m going clubbing with the kids, remember? You guys are the ones who dragged me out! Viggo said. He tried his best to stifle his laugh, paid for the whiskey, then headed back to the SUV. Orli rushed after Viggo but not before sticking his tongue out to the hobbits.

“That boy is in for some serious heart break lads,” said Dom.

“What do you mean Dom?” said Lij.

“Well clue #1, Viggo dresses up without an argument. Clue #2, Jack Daniel’s, and last,” said Dom, “Clue #3, he’s really anxious to get to Sean’s place.”

“Viggo and Sean? Really!” said Lij, “Wow, I thought they were good friends!”

“Yeah, soon to be overly friendly,” chuckled Billy, “Okay, place your bets, I bet $50.00 that Viggo seduces Sean at the club.”

“$50.00, I think he’ll wait until after the club so as to not draw attention,” said Dom.

“$50.00, I say it’ll never happen Sean is straight!” said Lij, “Look at how many times he was married.”

“Yeah, right, and Eddie Izzard isn’t gay, keep dreaming Lij,” chortled Dom.

*Hahaaha* “Maybe that’s why he’s not married now?” Billy Laughed.

They paid for their brew, exited the liquor store, and piled back in to the SUV. Orli pulled out of the parking space and they headed once more to Sean’s house.

“So, Vig, do you think we’ll have a hard time getting Sean to come out,” Lij asked, wide eyed and innocent. The other two hobbits burst out laughing nearly choking on their own saliva.

Viggo gave them an odd look and said, “Well, if I ask him nicely, he might,” at which point the hobbits burst out again, joined this time by Viggo.

Orli looked in his rearview mirror and at Viggo as he drove, and said, “Why wouldn’t Sean want to come out.” The hobbits nearly died, grabbing their sides laughing.

“No, please, stop, *hahahaha* my stomach hurts!” said Lij.

*ahaahaha* “We’ll get him to come out!” snorted Billy.

*Haahahahah*, Hahahaha*, Dom couldn’t talk; he was all red faced with glee, snickering, and snorting.

Viggo had tears in his eyes, shaking his head at the hobbits, trying hard not to laugh out loud.

Orli shook his head at them, exasperated, and said, “Well, all of you had better get under control because here we are.”

“So we are,” said Viggo as he removed his seatbelt, “Gentlemen let’s go see to Sean."