Dinner and a Shag 1/?

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Title: Dinner and a Shag 1/?
Pairing: VM/SB and UrBana (The two couples are not "together".) 
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Don't know them, don't own them (as if), no profit, just fun.
Summary: Dinner at Vig's & Sean's place.
Notes: thyrfing's story ~lbl~
Feedback: yes please...
Archive: rugbytackle, bean_uncensored, karl_uncensored, urbana_nervana, sons_of_gondor, Green Opals, OEAM, my LJ
Beta: None (all damage is mine *mwaaah*)

 

 

Sean and Viggo were relaxing in their L.A. home; they loved each other dearly, and were very comfortable with each other. In fact, they were so relaxed that they decided to play match maker, so they invited over for dinner the hunkable very single Eric Bana, and the sinfully delicious, but also very single Karl Urban.
 
Viggo and Sean had been discussing these two awesome men for a while (not for an ocean mammal that shoots air from a spout). Sean and Viggo hit up on the idea that Karl and Eric would be perfect for each other, when they noticed that said men were very much at ease around Sean and Viggo.
 
One might ask, “Why shouldn’t they be?” But the fact remained, that not too many people embraced the concept of manly men being in love with each other. So they devised a plan to get these two prime examples of human beings together and add them to their small yet very special repertoire of friends.
 
They decided to have filet mignon for dinner, (What the hell? If LJ was burning it why shouldn’t they?).
 
Sean and Viggo took a shower together to conserve water, (O.K. to perv each other up!), when they got out they dried each other using fresh fluffy towels and their tongues, (Much more fun that way!). They dressed each other (Why should Barbie have all the fun?) in textures of black, with hints of gold and jade for Sean, and hints of gold and sapphires for Viggo.
 
They put a great deal of thought into the dinner, and decided to have it in the lanai, surrounded by Sean’s lovely garden with its rich floral aroma.
 
Eric was the first one to arrive, all dapper and nice in shades of sinful blue with hints of silver.
 
After welcoming him warmly to their home, Sean and Viggo gave him the grand tour of the house, and Viggo gave him his specialty, a Long Island ice tea, guaranteed to have one loose and relaxed in no time (Not to mention shit faced and crazy!).
 
An hour later Karl arrived, looking very macho and edible in shades of Rohirrim brown with hints of red.
 
Sean and Viggo hugged him tight and then introduced him to Eric; the two men shook hands lingering a little longer than necessary. You need to understand that neither Eric or Karl were gay, but since they met at Sean’s and Vig’s, they each assumed (Yes, an ass out of u and me!) that the other was gay, and they each decided to flirt with the other and have a little fun at the “gay” man’s expense. 
 
Viggo mixed up a new batch of Long Island ice tea, and they all went out back to the lanai to enjoy the early evening. Sean was handling the prime meat (The filet mignon, not Viggo!), while Viggo eased them into some friendly conversation.
 
Eric and Karl had taken a seat on the porch swing, it was a snug but comfortable fit for the rather large men (Yes, ladies, large even there!). Sean and Viggo exchanged happy knowing looks to see their plan bearing fruit (ahem!).
 
Occasionally, Eric felt Karl’s thigh with his fingers all innocent like, part of using his hands in the conversation. But not to be outdone Karl placed his big hand on Eric’s thigh close to Eric’s crotch, holding on tight while laughing at one of Viggo’s jokes.
 
Fun was fun, but gosh darn it if Eric didn’t get a boner from that heated contact.  Viggo noticed it automatically (Not that he was looking at Eric’s crotch!), Sean just happened to look at Viggo at that moment and saw where Viggo’s eyes were aimed, puffing all out in jealous Alpha Male form, Sean bid Viggo a private minute of his time.
 
While Viggo was placating Sean, swearing up and down on a stack of bibles that Sean was the love of his life and the air that he breathes, Karl had yet to remove his hand from Eric’s lap.
 
Eric had a sweet stupid surprised look on his face due to the fact that he had a boner for Karl, but stupid him, he wasn’t gay! Seeing Eric’s boner turned Karl on so much, he was so flattered that a gay man could have a boner for him and him not being gay and all, caused Karl to have a boner in turn.
 
Seeing each other’s boners and getting shit faced off the Long Island ice tea, the two men decided to up the ante on messing around with the gay man’s head. They leaned in toward each other and kisses.
 
It was a tentative kiss, but a kiss none the less; they pulled away, each expecting to be grossed out by the other, but instead finding that they liked it. They leaned in again eyes opened scoping each other out; this time when they kissed they added their tongues to the equation (*shudders at math phrase*).
 
At first they were sparring with their tongues because that was the manly thing to do, but soon they liked the feel and the strength of each others tongue, and so they started kissing in earnest (Not the one that goes to camp.).
 
Karl still had his hand on Eric’s thigh, but not to be out done by the gay guy, Eric put his hand right on Karl’s crotch. The two men were sizzling like the filet mignon, (Sean’s not LJ’s!) Karl moaned into Eric’s mouth and started to rub Eric’s boner.
 
“Wait stop,” cried out Eric, “I’m not gay!”
 
“What,” exclaimed Karl in shock!
 
“I’M NOT GAY!”
 
“Fuck! I’m not gay either!
 
“Shit, what are we going to do?” (Mind you both men were still copping a feel!)
 
“Well I’m enjoying this!” Karl said while grinning lasciviously at Eric.
 
“Yeah, I’m enjoying it too, even though we are not gay!”
 
“Fuck, men are such pigs!” Karl was still grinning, but now with a hint of wolf to his face.
 
“Hey mate, it could’ve been worst, we could’ve been out humping some fine lady’s leg!”
 
They both had a good laugh, but kept eyeing each other lustfully, although they did take back their hands! Sean and Viggo returned at that moment (All swollen lipped and sparkly!), and happy to see that their guess were doing okay, in the wake of their hosts’ absence.   
 
Sean finished cooking the meal, and everyone savored the delicious dinner, complimenting Sean profusely. Viggo was a little worried that Sean’s head might not fit through the door, forcing them to sleep outback! Afterwards, amid the glow of candle and torch light, the men enjoyed each others company as well as some more “ice tea.”
 
As the night wore on the men relaxed even more, Sean was so happy, albeit a little bit tipsy leaning into Viggo, and Viggo was feeling all flushed and high, he just couldn’t wait any longer to devour his love.
 
“Well gentlemen,” said Viggo, “I think it’s time to call it a night.”
 
“But, I don’t think our guests are in any shape to drive!” Sean hiccupped.
 
“No, they’re not,” said Viggo, “We only have one spare room with a queen size bed, but you’re welcome to the sofa....”
 
“No,” said Eric and Karl together.
 
“The bed will be fine,” mumbled Eric.
 
“Yeah, it’s okay with me too,” said Karl, he looked at Eric lustily then quickly looked away.
 
This wasn’t lost on any of them, “You’ll find everything you’ll need in there,” said Viggo.
 
“It even has its own bathroom, anything else you need, just holler!” Sean hiccupped again.
 
And so with a hearty goodnight Sean and Viggo departed to their own room, Sean leaning against Viggo, and Viggo feeling up Sean’s ass!
 
Eric and Karl just stared at each other; they felt all high and stupefied, and so with shit eating grins they took each others hand and headed to the bedroom.
 
tbc  

Comments

[strangekitties.livejournal.com]

and Viggo gave him his specialty, a Long Island ice tea, guaranteed to have one loose and relaxed in no time (Not to mention shit faced and crazy!).

Yep, had a few of that kind. ;)

Occasionally, Eric felt Karl’s thigh with his fingers all innocent like, part of using his hands in the conversation.

Innocent... My behind. *big grin*

Sean was handling the prime meat (The filet mignon, not Viggo!)

ROTFL!!!

While Viggo was placating Sean, swearing up and down on a stack of bibles that Sean was the love of his life and the air that he breathes, Karl had yet to remove his hand from Eric’s lap.

Sean being jealous and Viggo trying to assure him, that I can see. :) And Vig would mess up and Sean would pout and in the end Viggo will promise him whatever he wants and Sean will smile prettily and ask for something completely outragous...

Loved it!
From BK, who likes her Sean/Viggo sparkly! and her Urbana in the bedroom.

[ladybluelove.livejournal.com]

"Loved it!
From BK, who likes her Sean/Viggo sparkly! and her Urbana in the bedroom."

Thanks BK, this is my addiction, throw in DaveHarry, and my fav's are complete! Actually, My DaveHarry fic will also be blending into this one. All three couples are going to be very good friends, the best! ~lbl~

[french-hobbit.livejournal.com]

Loved the style of this - the 'I'm mocking myself' with all the little notes was very funny. Bravo! *hugs*

[ladybluelove.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I hope part 2 is just as amusing! *hugs* ;D