Exposure by Shegollum - a VigBean drabble (ficlet?)

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

Exposure

“I don’t want to do this!”

“I didn’t ask you.”

“Well, that’s part of the problem then, isn’t it? Some might say it’s the whole problem, mightn’t they?”

“What is your problem? Just deal with it already, would you?”

“Fine.”

“Fine.”

“Damn fucking right its fine.”

“Just take the fucking pictures!”

“Throw the feather boa back over one shoulder. Its blocking too much light from your face.”

“Damn good think it is then, mate. Me fucking eyeliner is starting to melt. How do women wear this shit all day?!”

“You should have some idea by now. You’ve been married three times, have three daughters…”

“Well, I fucking well don’t trade makeup tips with them, now do I, Viggo? Just take. The fucking. Pictures.”

“The fucking pictures? What… wait… we’re doing fucking pictures? If we’re doing fucking pictures, I need to go get the tripod and the remote.”

“It’s becoming less and less likely that there will be any fucking to be taking any pictures of this evening so I wouldn’t bother.”

“Hmmm… Really. That so? That’s too bad, Sean…’cause you look mighty fucking fuckable. Good choice with the emerald silk in the corset. With all that black. Your eyes are incredible. I have to say, I dressed you well, love. You look amazing.”

“You think so, do you? I feel like a fucking moron.”

“You look like a fucking god.”

“Hmmmmph.”

“Turn and look back over your shoulder at me. Tilt your head down a little bit and look upwards at me. God, all that black around your eyes, Sean… You look good.”

“I see that Mr. Happy likes it.”

“Kind of hard to hide anything in these warm-up pants.”

“Kind of hard to hide that anywhere, love.”

“Sweet talker.”

And how is it again that you get to wear warm-up pants and I’m dressed like Boy George?”

“Old reference, old man.”

“Take the fucking pictures.”

“Again with the fucking pictures…I could go get— Never mind. I love you Sean. I love you so much. You amaze me.”

“Crazy git… You know I love you, too. Take the fucking pictures. This mascara has got to come off.”

“You know what I want, Seanie? I want to come closer and drop down in front of you and I want to roll those stockings down your legs, one at a time as I help you out of those shoes. And then I want you to keep those silk panties on while I twine the boa around the tops of your thighs, only teasing at your cock and making you want more touch. And then I want to run my teeth across your hard cock while you’re still dressed like that, feeling you throb and twitch and knowing you’re doing it for me. And then, when you need me more than you want to need me, I’m gonna suck you in and make you come for me, on me, in me…”

*Click*

*Click* *Click*

“Oh God, yeah, Sean, that’s the look I wanted. Perfect..”

*Click*

“Vig, love…go get the fucking tripod… now…”

Comments

[brigantine.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh heh! Brilliant! Effing brilliant! You just shifted my mood from bloody cranky to pervily amused. Thanks!!

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

*beams*

i do what i can! :-)

[rotpunkt.livejournal.com]

Soooo great! Big hug for that!

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

ty, love! *hugs back*

[lab-jazz.livejournal.com]

Very, very clever...well done

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

thank you so much! had fun with it!

[mooms.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love this ! So funny and hot at the same time !! I needed cheering up this morning and this did it ! Thank you so much.

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

*snuggles you*

not a good day so far? i'll send over this beanie muse and he can hover over you all day in his green and black corest and fishnet stockings, okay? just let him get out of those shoes once in a while (*wink, wink*)...they're killing his feet! ROFL.

:-)

[ribby.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha! Oh lord, that was brilliant--and I can so see the amused expression on Vig's face, and the "the things I put up with" one on Sean's. Well done!

~Kris

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

*grinning happily*

thank you! i am so glad that you liked it!

[redminerva17.livejournal.com]

Excellent! Still laughing.... I want to see those pictures!

Well, we've seen Viggo in mascara and a feather boa (rather sexy and yet disturbing). Has Sean ever actually posed for such pictures? Or maybe it's better to ask whether any have come to light....

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

well there was that roll i shot here at my house that one time...

;-)

[angiepen.livejournal.com]

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Damn, I've got to ignore my Flist more often! I've been posting more rolly-men in the last couple of days than I usually do in a month. :D And mind you, cross-dressing really doesn't do anything for me, but the back-and-forthing between these two was perfect, and the way you painted a picture with nothing but dialogue.... Great stuff!

Angie

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

thank you so much!

[govi20.livejournal.com]

Great job and a great laugh. Liked this very much!

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

TY so much! Had lots of fun with it and am considering a part 2... ;-)

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

not sure if i am repeating myself or not but thank you so much for the nice fb! :-)

[jenolas.livejournal.com]

hehehe, I really like this, the dialogue is excellent and very amusing. Great work!

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

thank you very much! *g*

[liars-dance.livejournal.com]

Like angie said above. I too am not into the cross-dressing stuff, but this dialogue was brilliant. Bravo!!

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

me either although after seeing seanie looking all half angry-half curious in it... i may be reconsidering! :-)

so glad to see you back and am DEVOURING your stories and photos of florence. just haven't been organized enough to post a comment, but wow -- you take great shots!! and i am so happy you had a great time. you deserve it!

[sohofaerie.livejournal.com]

Oh, how I love comic relief!

Lots of great giggles here. Thanks so much for sharing them!

xxx

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

thank you, sweet girl!