rugbytackle | FIC: Did Him (RPS, Great Big Orgy, R)

So you all probably know this already, but one night I was watching Raiders of the Lost Ark and realized that someone -- well, me -- needed to write a story in which Viggo, Sean and John Rhys-Davies sat around comparing notes on Harrison Ford. But somehow I wrote a naughty little drabble instead. Then I realized that Viggo and Sean had both worked with Michael Douglas, too, as had Sean Astin. And I discovered a web site that lets you play Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon only with any two actors, and the IMDb's "match any two actors in one film" feature. And things rapidly went downhill from there. Since my beloved

cinzia thinks that I have been straying from the path -- and it's NOT true, I've just been, well, playing a bit -- I finally wrote some Sean/Viggo smut in the series just for her. (Okay, I also had them both sleeping with half of Hollywood, but not as much as Christopher Lee.) So I can finally pimp this whole series here:

( All these gentlemen were, in fact, in films together. But absolutely none of this happened. )

...and while I'm here I keep meaning to mention

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