Something very educational
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rugbytackleTitle: Something very educational
Pairing: SB/VM
Rating: R
Author: ![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
govi20
A.N.: Written for the challenge by rotpunkt and nevanoon to accompany the beautiful artwork by afraschatz
Summary: Sean discovers there’s some real amazing stuff to be found on the Internet.
DISCLAIMER: I don’t know these men. It never happened, it’s all just in my head!
“Vig, Vig, come here: I really think you should see this!”
Viggo sighed: the joys of Internet never ceased to amaze Sean. Since his first reluctant try he had to be almost dragged out of the small office.
“What is it now, Sean?”
“They know, Vig, they know! I’ve stumbled upon this site called Live Journal, it seems to be some sort of communication website for writing and other artistic stuff. So I had a closer look and I discovered they have those communities.
There are a lot of communities about the LOTR, but there are quite a few about you and me too. And then I came across that one called “Rugbytackle”.
Look: it’s right here.”
Viggo sat down behind his lover and slung his arm around his shoulder.
“That’s about us? I mean our relationship?”
“It is! I tell you they’re writing about it, manipulating pictures, making artwork!
Fuck! How do you suppose they know?”
“Come on Sean, obviously they made it all up. Read that disclaimer: you see?
Made it all up.”
“But still Vig, I mean we planned on keeping this a secret. And then the sort of things they write about us! I think they are all women you know.”
“So let me read one. Which one did you like, Sean?”
“Well, there is this Backseat Love one I think you should read. It’s really different.”
“Backseat Love? That sounds romantic.”
Sean just snorted: “Yeah, you just read it.”
“Fuck Sean, that is weird. Never thought about something like that though. I wonder..”
“You want to try that? You know where the car is Vig.”
“If you never try, you won’t know. Is there more like this?”
“More? You could fill a library with that stuff! Vigbean they call it!”
“It’s obviously all you’re fault.”
“ My fault! Yeah right, why?”
“I read here about you telling the rugbytackle incident and that put the hounds on our trail. Triggered their perverted minds.”
“You did the tackle if I remember correctly.”
“You’re the one speaking so fondly about me in public. But let’s read some more.”
2 hours later they looked at each other, both a bit flushed.
“Why the hell would women want to read and write about this slash thing Vig?”
“I think the world is their doll house and you and I are their puppets. They can make us do whatever they want. Girl power, something like that.
They are very inventive, don’t you think?”
“They are: I wouldn’t mind trying some of them.”
“I really want that book they’re talking about.”
“Then you must take an account.”
“I will and write some stories. Perhaps we still could teach them something.”
“I honestly doubt that Vig.”
“And I could take some real wicked pictures of you and post them as manips.”
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”
“So stop me Sean.”
“This whole thing has been most educational you know. I really think it will put our relationship on a higher level. I’ve got some bright ideas how to let you shut up to begin with and I am grateful for that. Now let’s go to the playroom. Follow me, Vig”
“What’s that song you’re humming Sean?”
”50 kinky ways to treat your lover Vig.”
Viggo sighed: the joys of Internet never ceased to amaze Sean. Since his first reluctant try he had to be almost dragged out of the small office.
“What is it now, Sean?”
“They know, Vig, they know! I’ve stumbled upon this site called Live Journal, it seems to be some sort of communication website for writing and other artistic stuff. So I had a closer look and I discovered they have those communities.
There are a lot of communities about the LOTR, but there are quite a few about you and me too. And then I came across that one called “Rugbytackle”.
Look: it’s right here.”
Viggo sat down behind his lover and slung his arm around his shoulder.
“That’s about us? I mean our relationship?”
“It is! I tell you they’re writing about it, manipulating pictures, making artwork!
Fuck! How do you suppose they know?”
“Come on Sean, obviously they made it all up. Read that disclaimer: you see?
Made it all up.”
“But still Vig, I mean we planned on keeping this a secret. And then the sort of things they write about us! I think they are all women you know.”
“So let me read one. Which one did you like, Sean?”
“Well, there is this Backseat Love one I think you should read. It’s really different.”
“Backseat Love? That sounds romantic.”
Sean just snorted: “Yeah, you just read it.”
“Fuck Sean, that is weird. Never thought about something like that though. I wonder..”
“You want to try that? You know where the car is Vig.”
“If you never try, you won’t know. Is there more like this?”
“More? You could fill a library with that stuff! Vigbean they call it!”
“It’s obviously all you’re fault.”
“ My fault! Yeah right, why?”
“I read here about you telling the rugbytackle incident and that put the hounds on our trail. Triggered their perverted minds.”
“You did the tackle if I remember correctly.”
“You’re the one speaking so fondly about me in public. But let’s read some more.”
2 hours later they looked at each other, both a bit flushed.
“Why the hell would women want to read and write about this slash thing Vig?”
“I think the world is their doll house and you and I are their puppets. They can make us do whatever they want. Girl power, something like that.
They are very inventive, don’t you think?”
“They are: I wouldn’t mind trying some of them.”
“I really want that book they’re talking about.”
“Then you must take an account.”
“I will and write some stories. Perhaps we still could teach them something.”
“I honestly doubt that Vig.”
“And I could take some real wicked pictures of you and post them as manips.”
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”
“So stop me Sean.”
“This whole thing has been most educational you know. I really think it will put our relationship on a higher level. I’ve got some bright ideas how to let you shut up to begin with and I am grateful for that. Now let’s go to the playroom. Follow me, Vig”
“What’s that song you’re humming Sean?”
”50 kinky ways to treat your lover Vig.”
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Date: 2006-02-26 12:35 pm (UTC)Sometimes I think that it´s pretty sure they DO read slash - I mean, wouldn´t every normal person be curious enough to at least have a look at what people make up about them once in a while? It´s for sure that I couldn´t resist!
Thank you for this intriguing little piece!
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Date: 2006-02-26 12:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-26 12:40 pm (UTC)But you are right... the internet can provide any kind of illusion, and maybe they are around somewhere... but I would recognize Viggo´s entirely cryptic style (I hope)
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Date: 2006-02-26 01:27 pm (UTC)”50 kinky ways to treat your lover Vig.”
*grins*
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Date: 2006-02-26 05:33 pm (UTC)Lol, I've often thought that myself and isn't it a nice game to play *veg*
Lovely fic, darling :)
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Date: 2006-02-26 07:32 pm (UTC)Oh, I love the idea they find out. I really do! *giggles*
God, did I tell you that I love you for writing this? It's great!
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Date: 2006-02-26 10:44 pm (UTC)Mmm that's very true. *lol*
I couldn't stop giggling while I was reading this, if I lived by myself I would laugh aloud! Their each reaction sounds so real, you must be one of them, Govi. ;)
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