rugbytackle | FIC: The Thing I Understand (Lotrips, Bean/Viggo, R)

The Thing I Understand
Author:

telesilla
Fandom/Pairing: Lotrips, Viggo/Bean
Rating: R
Summary: Seven vignettes about Bean, the cast and crew, and touching.
Word Count: 3.012
fanfic100 prompt: 026/100 -- Teammates
Disclaimer: Not RL; didn't happen. If you think this has anything to do with the real actors involved, then you need to put down the crack pipe.

Notes: Written for the following request from

prettypattisue on

lotrips_fqf:

Sean B./7 other people. Set right after Sean's divorce. I heard once that you have to be touched in a positive way seven times a day in order to maintain a healthy psychological state. I'd like seven drabble-type components to the fic with seven different people touching Sean in seven different ways. Doesn't have to be about sex -- could be a hug, a kiss, a pat on the back, whatever.

This one was a lot of fun to write. Being me, I couldn't help but make the last touch sexual, but it was fun to examine Bean's relationships with other members of the cast and crew. Section iv is pure speculation on my part; I have no idea which lines were in the original script or anything like that. The title is a line from Peter Gabriel's song "I Have the Touch."

However, seeing as he's also a northern bastard with no manners, I suppose I could be called upon--reluctantly, mind you--to help teach him a lesson."