Silly!Fic: Dreams Come True (SB/VM, PG13, 1/1)

[karelian]

Title: Dreams Come True
Author: karelian
Rating: PG13
Summary: Sean has a nightmare.
Disclaimer: Fake, false, untrue, fictional, not real.
Dedication: For you, o beta reader who does not read RPS. Also for lannamichaels because I will never catch up on all the fic I owe her.
Warning: This is really silly total schmoop written in like 15 minutes that should only be read by complete VigBean whores. Those of you with any taste will avoid it.

( Dreams Come True )

Comments

[versinae.livejournal.com]

*cheerfully checks her taste at the door and enjoys schmoop* :)

Hehe, that's terribly cute. Just what I needed after watching big Japanese robots attack each other for an hour. ;)

[karelian]

Thank you! Poor robots. Whyever were they making war, not love?

Re:

[versinae.livejournal.com]

Umm... cause they were on robot-crack. And I'm really not sure how the love would work between a big purple humanoid robot with girly legs and a silver flying cube. Will have to look that one up. :)

[karelian]

Wow, the fandoms I don't know about. *g* I get nervous enough when I catch myself slashing the Pokemon my kids expose me to!

[bookofdays.livejournal.com]

Come on Sean! Show him your dream. And please, videotape it and send us a copy. Okaythankyougoodnight. *g*

[karelian]

Ohhhyeah on the videotaping. You just had to put that image in my head. *g* Thanks!

[thalassatx.livejournal.com]

Awww! I love that!! You can almost feel Sean cringing!!! LOL!!!

[karelian]

Thanks! Cringing!Sean is very sweet isn't he?

Re:

[thalassatx.livejournal.com]

Absolutely precious :)

[milochka.livejournal.com]

*snort* Fun, light, and funny! Perfect after-dinner reading.


should only be read by complete VigBean whores.

Guilty as charged!

[karelian]

Thanks! Maybe we should form a support group. Oh yeah, we did -- rugbytackle!

[shrinetolust.livejournal.com]

I am so glad that I can now refer to myself happily as a VigBean whore!! :P I LOVED this, so delightful! I love great dialogues, like old Cary Grant or Kate Hepburn movies. This was just so funny, and sweet, and adorable!

[karelian]

Thanks! Wow, no one has ever compared anything I wrote to a Hepburn movie before -- I adore her too.

[lannamichaels]

Me = VigBean Whore
This = Snarkiest thing I've read a hell of a long time.
You = the most amazing women who's ever graced the computer screen with Viggo/Bean

Viggo = Daftest. Thing. Ever.



Is this a no sex please, we're British thing?

Would *kill* to see you write a fic with "you're a proper British bastard, Sean." ;\ Don't mind me, going insane from sheer nervousness 'n all. You can go about your business, move along, move along.

[karelian]

Snarky! Moi? Mais certainment pas! I promise you that if the occasion ever arises for me to work "you're a proper British bastard, Sean" into a fic, it will be dedicated to you. In the meantime I'm trying to deal with Alec and James and Partridge and Preston and all the other people who live in my head thanks to you!

[weetanya.livejournal.com]

that was MOST lovely, so i must be a total vigbean whore. grin!

[karelian]

You are, at least, a quasi-VigBean whore, I thought we'd already determined that. I only write with VigBean whores of some stripe or other! Hee! And thank you!

[msilverstar]

This is so funny and wanton -- I must be a VigBean whore. Am a bigger Karelian whore. Give it to me, baby!

[karelian]

Thanks so much! Ooh! My own whore, never had one of those before...how much do you charge? Hee!

[colleenkane.livejournal.com]

Okay, silly, yeah, but super sweet. :)

[karelian]

Thanks! I should rename myself Insulin Girl!

[jenmstar.livejournal.com]

Awww... I liked that. It made me all fuzzy inside. Now I can go back to writing with a smile on my face. Thank you.

[karelian]

Yay! Go back to writing, I am waiting! And thanks so much!

[lavingaround.livejournal.com]

Aaahh. Very nice. I little jealousy, a little midnight bending (I mean bonding (g). I am such a vigbean whore. I am going to have nice dreams tonight. This was great!

[karelian]

Thank you! Hope you had great, silly fic related dreams!

[asynje.livejournal.com]

Those of you with any taste will avoid it.

Hey!
I resent that remark!
;)
I've got taste. And am currently smiling and happy. So there *G*
Cuteness in the morning *S*

[karelian]

Hee! I have taste too. It's all for sugar. Well, and chicken tikka masala. Thanks so much!

[helens78]

Ooh, cute. Dialogue fic that works! Nice! *grins*

[karelian]

Thanks! I don't know if it works but I had most of it sitting on my hard drive, found it and shrieked and rolled my eyes and said, "What would lannamichaels do...why she would finish and post it!" So I did. *G*

[viva-gloria.livejournal.com]

mmm, this is lovely, so I guess I have no taste after all :) diffident Sean and eager Viggo ("I hoped" --- mmmmm!) This Sean is so sweet -- can't look at the stars 'cause he's looking at Viggo. Delicious warm glow. Thank you!

[karelian]

Am starting to think that Viggo and Sean are very bad for taste. Okay, maybe not as bad as The Pairing That Ate Datalounge but getting there. Thank YOU!

[cinzia.livejournal.com]

Heee! Annoyingly annoying!Viggo! Perfect dialogue!

"Bloody Manchester United football player! No!"
Okay, so I laughed out loud at this.

*loves* :)

[karelian]

Thanks! Viggo is always goal-oriented annoying when I write him, so it's forgivable. *g*

[jennandanica.livejournal.com]

should only be read by complete vigbean whores? *waves*

great dialogue and so much fun. plus look what you did. you made me *squee* - sean & viggo are just too cute *g*

[karelian]

Hah! Have we converted you to complete VigBean whoredom yet? Hee! And thank you -- I love making you *squee* (even though after a year on LJ I still have never had that word defined properly!)

[tryllian.livejournal.com]

SQUEE!!
Poor Sean being badgered into admitting whom he dreamt about by a relentless Viggo. But, as we all know, it's all for the best!

"Bloody Manchester United football player! No!"
LOL!!

't Is verily a pity that said beta reader doesn't read RPS. *g*

t,
Complete VigBean whore who thinks this would call for a VigBean icon to spread the schmoop

[karelian]

...icon like this? *vveg*

Thank you! And it is SO sad when readers don't read RPS! Almost as sad as when people make up separate identities to hide the fact that they write RPS. I am so glad you agree.

[tryllian.livejournal.com]

...icon like this? *vveg*
Oh yes. Something exactly like this! *bg*

And it is SO sad when readers don't read RPS! Almost as sad as when people make up separate identities to hide the fact that they write RPS. I am so glad you agree.

How could I /not/ agree with you, oh Goddess of VigBean schmoop. *g*

[karelian]

Goddess! I thought I was only High Priestess. Or Minion, or something. *veg*

[ribby.livejournal.com]

*giggle* God, I love good schmoop.

VigBean Whore? *hand flies up* Me! Me! *jumps up and down* To the point where, if I'm reading a (fairly well written, actually) VigOrli story, they've just broken up, I think, "Oh good, now he'll end up with Bean and come to his senses."

*shakes head sadly* You, my dear, have corrupted me quite thoroughly. Go you!

~Kris

[karelian]

I can't read ANY viggorli anymore. Doesn't matter who wrote it or how much I love that writer, I just can't go there. (It's not exactly an OTP thing because I can still enjoy orlibean, if guiltily, so I don't quite understand it...)

Being told that I have corrupted you makes me feel soooo good. Shall form a support group for VigBean whores!

[lunasv.livejournal.com]

Ah, schmoopdom. I don't like schmoop, but you write such good schmoop I can't help but read it. And, uh, yes, that's a compliment.

[karelian]

You don't like schmoop! How in the world do we read each other's writing? *g* I, of course, live for schmoop (though will happily take it in the context of hot filthy porn). Thank you for indulging me!

[linda3m.livejournal.com]

Aw! That's sweet. And really funny. I like Viggo being a pest. And Sean is great when he's so put-upon.

[karelian]

Viggo is such a sweet pest, though, with the most hopeful of intentions, and I think Sean is leading him on. *g* I decided to leave it dialogue only because I didn't want to make either of them play their hands. Thanks so much!

[lisbet.livejournal.com]

Those of you with any taste will avoid it
Heh. Count me in. That was amazing!

"...no. Why don't you come here and show me your dream."
And so sweet! I got halfway through and went back to the beginning to read it again slowly to savor it. Wow. This is a keeper.

[karelian]

Thanks so much! Hope it held up through a second reading! I am definitely forming a support group for schmoopy VigBean fans. I will be its temple priestess and prostrate myself regularly in its name. *g*

[tjournal.livejournal.com]

Of course I love the whole thing madly but this exchange:

"Sean, is she anywhere on this planet?"
"...no."
"This is an imaginary person. Comic book or..."
"No."
"A real person who's not on this planet."
"No."
"But if she...oh. Is he on this planet?"

...has me howling everytime I read it.

I'm hipdeep writing UberAngst right now and I needed something lovely to make me laugh. Thank you!

[karelian]

Thanks so much! I hope it is the entertaining sort of UberAngst rather than the real life variety!