Lord of my Heart - Chapter 3

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Title: Lord of my Heart
Chapter: 3 - Fun and Games
Paring: Sean/Viggo
Rating: R (for now...NC-17 later...I promise)
Archive : Rugbytackling
Chapter Summary: Life on the set of LotR can be fun
Disclaimer: This is all lies and makebelieve. None of this happened...to my knowledge...it's all a product of my filthy imagination. I do not know these people or anything they get up to in the private lives. 
Authors Notes: This is set during the filming of LotR. They are already established as a couple. How this happened will be explained in later chapters. Each chapter is quite small...just a warning.

On set that day, everyone could tell an immediate difference in Viggo. When he walked on set, he wasn’t slumped over, head down, shuffling along. No. Today, he practically bloody bounced. Head up, grinning like a mad man, humming and whistling, his whole body seemed full of energy.

 

Everyone just watched him, mouths gaping, eyes wide. If they didn’t know better they could’ve sworn Viggo looked…well…happy. No, happy was the wrong word, he looked sodding ecstatic. This couldn’t be right. Either something absolutely amazing had happened or Viggo was high.

 

Orlando braved the waters first.

 

“Hey Vig. How are you…?”

 

That was as far as he got before Viggo grabbed him round the waist, lifted him and swung him round and round. Orlando squealed in surprise then laughed like an idiot at the older mans antics. All around them, everyone stopped what they were doing and just watched amazed and a little confused. Viggo just laughed and shouted

 

“I’m fucking brilliant Orli!!! How are you on this fantastic day??!!”

 

He put Orlando down who wobbled a little with dizziness and the sudden contact his feet made with the ground.

”Ooofff…bugger…I’m fine…obviously not as good as you! What the fuck has happened to put you in such a good mood? If you’re on something, please tell me so I can get some…”

 

“What? Oh no…I just get the most brilliant news Orli my boy and it is the reason for my good mood!!”

 

With no further explanation and none seemed to be on the horizon, Orlando huffed a little and prompted

 

“Well??”

 

“Well what?”

 

“You gonna tell me this good news you wanker or leave me guessing?!”

 

“Oh…shit sorry. Sean called…and guess what?”

 

“I don’t fucking know!!”

 

“He’s coming back on Friday!!!” Viggo practically squealed this news and was bouncing up and down like a complete idiot, but he didn’t care one little bit. He was happy so fuck what anyone else thought. Orlando just joined in so they were getting a lot of attention, mainly from the hobbit clan who saw this and were running over to see what was happening. They heard in the distance Peter yelling

 

“Oh don’t mind me! It’s not like I’m trying to shot a sodding film here or anything!! You just carry on!!”

 

Nobody paid him any attention as he was grinning like a lunatic as well. You could see the relief in his posture too, glad that whatever had happened, Viggo was once again, acting like Viggo and was happy again.

 

Once the news was broken to the hobbits the squealing and giggling and jumping about just got worse and soon everyone was staring, looking a little befuddled. Karl and Dave quietly made their way over and when they heard the news, they suddenly found themselves hugging in relief. They broke apart a little flushed with embarrassment, trading shy looks. Ian, ever the quiet observer jut watched and listen a big grin on his face. Then a plan popped in his head. He ushered Dave and Karl over and whispered, their faces splitting with huge grins. They readily agreed to assist and all three disappeared.

 

All the excitement died down the party moved towards the set trying to calm themselves in order to actually work. Peter decided a little sarcasm was in order.

 

“Well…nice of you all to join me. I’m sorry if filming is getting in the way of your little mothers meeting, I didn’t mean to interrupt!”

 

“Sorry Pete. My fault” Viggo apologised, though the grin just wouldn’t disappear no matter how much he tried to make it.

 

“Yeah well…lets try and keep the hysteria down for a little while…shall we gentlemen?”

 

Lots of apologise all around and Pete was satisfied. He wasn’t angry though. This group of actors were amazing, and he loved working with them. It was a tough film so he allowed them to act off and goof around a little. He kept it controlled though, if he didn’t, the hobbits and the elf would run riot and nothing would get done, Sean and Viggo would be fucking and kissing everywhere and not just in their trailers, or the woods, or behind the mess tent, or in the set showers, or in the set toilets…actually, he didn’t have much control over them at all and didn’t even try to. He may be the director of this little band of misfits, but he knew that you don't get in the way of two alpha males like Sean and Viggo when they were in the mood to mate. That was just plain suicidal. Luckily they controlled themselves enough so that they didn’t try to hump each other whilst in the middle of a scene. They always waited until lunch, or a 5 minute break or sometimes a quick kiss between takes, but other than that, they were fine, so Pete left them too it. His filming wasn’t being effected by it; they were still on schedule so he couldn’t complain. 

Anyway, it wasn’t as if Sean and Viggo were the only ones enslaved to their hormones. It was well known that Orli and Elijah were up to…well…whatever. There were rumours about Dom and Billy, but no one seemed to know for sure, and everyone was tearing their hair out with frustration over Dave and Karl. He didn’t know what was going on, but he seemed to have picked an almost entirely gay cast. He shook his head to clear those thoughts away to get ready to start filming.

 

Then, of course, someone had to start talking.

 

“Oh my god…you do realise that it would be close to 2 weeks since the last time you two fucked don’t you??” That was Orli and he looked a little worriedly towards Viggo

 

“Of course I know that Orli, I’m not stupid, been counting the days!”

 

“Well…have you done anything about… well…you know? Relieving the pressure?”

 

Three hobbits, a wizard and a director all burst out laughing. Viggo just turned bright red and Orlando wondered what the hell everyone was laughing about.

 

“What?! I’m just worried for the condition of Viggo and Sean’s…”

 

“Don’t finish that sentence Orlando Bloom or you’ll have to start worrying about the condition of yours” Viggo growled.

Viggo had no problem discussing this with Orlando or anyone really, but not in front of an audience, and especially not the crew or Pete. It was just…too…public for such a private thing.

 

Orlando still looked confused and he pouted a little at being told off in front of everyone. So he decided to sod the lot of them and press ahead.

 

“You know…if you don’t wank a least every two days, I hear your balls explode so if you and Sean haven’t been helping each other with that little problem, you should be ashamed of yourselves.”

 

More laughing and a deeper flush on Viggo didn’t deter the young elf.

 

“Orli…” Viggo growled again.

 

“Then again…two weeks worth all stored up…Christ that would make for one hell of a reunion fuck…”

 

“Orli…” Viggo resorted to begging now. He couldn’t get much redder, and the laughing was almost hysterical. He couldn’t tell if they were laughing at Orlando or him.

 

“…You’ll be lucky if either one of you will be able to walk…not to mention the sheer quantity of spunk that’ll be unleashed…Jesus…better put down towels…”

 

That was it. The would be king couldn’t stand anymore. He started to advance on the young man who, when he saw the look on Viggo’s face, started to run screaming “Lij…help me!! He’s gonna fucking kill me I know it!!” whilst Viggo ran after him.

 

Elijah just yelled. “Sorry what was that? Didn’t hear what you said because you’re being chased by a bloodthirsty Ranger!”

 

“Get him Vig!” That was Dom

 

“Fuck you Dom!” Orlando screamed as he ducked and twisted out of Viggo’s grasp

 

“Slap his arse!” Now Billy

 

“Fuck you too!!”

 

Everyone laughed, even Peter, who shook his head. Looked like filming would be delayed until this particular little battle was resolved. He just hoped no one got their costumes damaged or ended up with a black eye.

 

The chase ended with Orlando thrown triumphantly over Viggo’s shoulder and carried around like a piece of meat as he huffed and grunted that Viggo’s shoulder was boney and was digging into his stomach. Viggo said nothing, but grinned and started to offer Orlando to the highest bidder. Orlando resented being treated like a prize bull, whilst Viggo corrected him and said he was more a cow that was good for milking. That didn’t make Orlando feel any better.

 

The winner ended up being Ian, so Viggo carried the young man to him and practically dumped in on the floor at Ian’s feet. 

"Ooooffff...bloody hell Vig...stop throwing me to the ground!!" he complained then turned to look at Ian. Orlando shuddered a little at the look. Ian gave him an evil grin, and when he spoke his voice was deep and threatening

 

“Now then little one, I have such plans for you…I would so love to hear the sounds you make…how I will love to hear you scream”

 

Orlando backed up, watching Ian’s eyes carefully then wailed

 

“Lij….help me!!! Ian’s got a crazy look in his eyes!! It’s scaring the shit outta me….”

 

With that Orlando jumped up and ran to Elijah and hid behind him. Ian laughed out loud and Elijah snorted

 

“Christ Orli! You know…you act an awful lot like a girl…you know that don’t you?!”

 

“Lij…shhhhh…don’t let Ian know where I am…”

 

“For fucks sake …he saw you run over here…he may be old but he’s not blind!”

 

“Mr Wood!! I resent the implication that I am old!!” Ian huffed.

 

“Sorry Ian” Elijah said, contritely.

 

Finally Peter jumped in to save this lot from themselves.

 

“Ok everyone…have we all got this out of our systems now? Anymore jokes or rude comments? Anymore helpful medical or relationship advice? Are we all done?”

 

Everyone nodded, looking a little ashamed of their behaviour, but inside they were all laughing, pleased everything was getting back to normal. All it would need to be perfect would be the crude humour, broad grin, and deep and rough laugh of a green eyed Englishman

 

“Right … maybe we can get back to filming this sodding film then!!”

Comments

[mooms.livejournal.com]

Just read all three chapters, so please forgive me for just commenting once ! This is an interesting and promising beginning and I look forward to reading more.

[snuffle007.livejournal.com]

Thanks. It's going to be a bit of a fluffy fic I'm afraid. I am working on one with agnst in it...having a bit of trouble working that one out...but I won't give up!!!

There are a few more chapters to come, probably 4-5. Not sure.

[foxrafer.livejournal.com]

I love the image of madman, over excited Viggo! Can't wait for the reunion.

[snuffle007.livejournal.com]

I think Viggo is a bit of a madman anyway, so add love and excitement, he's gonna go a bit nuts!

Thanks for reading this. I've been worried about posting as I am a new fan of VigBean. Always liked them seperatly and never thought I would like them together...coming to this community proved me very very wrong!!!

The reunion is going to be...well...you'll just have to wait a see!!!

[rifleman-s.livejournal.com]

"... but he knew that you don't get in the way of two alpha males like Sean and Viggo when they were in the mood to mate." Hmmm, that might be a sight to see . . .

Everyone letting off steam . . . that was just brilliant!

[snuffle007.livejournal.com]

I would love to see that too...I can see it in my mind and writing it so...I guess that will have to do *sniff*

I think they would let it out. They all got close during filming so when one person was miserable they would all be effected. Then the relief when the mood changed...they would celebrate!!!