*blush*

May. 26th, 2003 07:25 pm
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Due to the influence of some Very Evil People ([livejournal.com profile] colleenkane, [livejournal.com profile] lady_iseult and [livejournal.com profile] lannamichaels among several others), I now know about The Deviant's Dictionary. And I also know the precise technical term "felch: verb, to suck/eat your own come out of someone else's arse."

So I joked to several of my favorite perverts that we should have a fic challenge involving this word and/or this deed, and of course they squealed and agreed. And, um, far be it from me not to encourage such literary, uh, endeavors so I can read them.

Anyway! Challenge! If it doesn't squick you, write it. This being [livejournal.com profile] rugbytackle, of course you can write Aragorn/Boromir or Lucifer/Lovelace or whoever.

Date: 2003-05-26 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jennandanica.livejournal.com
written the deed in a few fics; never used the word. do i have to? otherwise, think i could fit it nicely into the extremely kinky vigbean i am currently working on *eg*

Date: 2003-05-26 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tjournal.livejournal.com
extremely kinky vigbean

I read that as "extremely kinky vegan" and wondered if that precluded the whole "felching" thing.

::cough:: as I scurry off to drabble in perversity...

Date: 2003-05-26 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oulangi.livejournal.com
Lovely challenge. Quick question: Does it have to be your own come or will anyone's do? Otherwise I'm afraid my piece won't qualify.

*speculates a rewrite*

Re:

Date: 2003-05-26 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oulangi.livejournal.com
Lol no
I mean does Vig have to eat his own come out of Orli's ass, or is it ok if Sean eats Vig's come out of Orli, or Orli eats Sean out of Vig (or any variation there of)
Just wondering...

Date: 2003-05-26 06:58 pm (UTC)
lannamichaels: Astronaut Dale Gardner holds up For Sale sign after EVA. (Default)
From: [personal profile] lannamichaels
How about short and sweet?

Once upon a time there lived two very happy men: Sean and Viggo. Sean had a wicked tongue, and Viggo liked it very much. One day Sean came in Viggo's ass and licked it up. Viggo liked that very much as well. Then they snogged.



;\

*HOWL*

Date: 2003-05-26 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] colleenkane.livejournal.com
Holy fuck. You just made my day.

Re: *HOWL*

Date: 2003-05-26 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] colleenkane.livejournal.com
Nah, day. I've only been awake for 12 hours.

Waiting for ::hangs head in shame:: "A Walk On The Moon" to come on. Again.

Re: *HOWL*

Date: 2003-05-26 07:35 pm (UTC)
lannamichaels: Astronaut Dale Gardner holds up For Sale sign after EVA. (Default)
From: [personal profile] lannamichaels
//checks watch

yeah, I've only been awake for about 12 hours today as well. 'course, I can blame pain meds for it. Lovely excuse, innit? :p

Re: *HOWL*

Date: 2003-05-26 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] colleenkane.livejournal.com
I'm an artist. It's the best excuse for everything.

Re: *HOWL*

Date: 2003-05-26 07:40 pm (UTC)
lannamichaels: Astronaut Dale Gardner holds up For Sale sign after EVA. (Default)
From: [personal profile] lannamichaels
can't wait until I can finally use the excuse of being a vampire. Have to figure out how to put on eye-makeup without poking my poor little peepers out, but I have the teeth and everything.

Note to self: when actually manage to get steady boyfriend, pop the vampire thing on him before the slash thing.

Re: *HOWL*

Date: 2003-05-26 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] colleenkane.livejournal.com
LOL!

All I need to do is find a chap who won't mind when I say, covered in paint, "Sorry, not coming to bed til tomorrow sometime."

Re: *HOWL*

Date: 2003-05-26 07:45 pm (UTC)
lannamichaels: Astronaut Dale Gardner holds up For Sale sign after EVA. (Default)
From: [personal profile] lannamichaels
//dares you to work that into a fic

//double-dares you to have Sean fucking Viggo from behind while Dedicated Artist is doing best to ignore him and keep on working


I'll be making him read everything Heinlein's ever written on the addiction that is writing. The fact that when I'm writing, if you even touch me, I will bite your head off. Just walk away slowly and poke food under the door, preferably chocolate. I'll be out with bloodshot eyes in several hours and need a hug and someone to tell me everything I write is amazing.

Hmm...yeah, this isn't happening. Maybe I can pick someone up in a creative writing course. I'll have to check on that one.

Re: *HOWL*

Date: 2003-05-26 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] colleenkane.livejournal.com
//dares you to work that into a fic

//double-dares you to have Sean fucking Viggo from behind while Dedicated Artist is doing best to ignore him and keep on working


Unnnnh. Oh, dear. [livejournal.com profile] karelian, where are you with that story? Can we do this? Or, um, maybe a sequel...

Date: 2003-05-26 07:33 pm (UTC)
lannamichaels: Astronaut Dale Gardner holds up For Sale sign after EVA. (Default)
From: [personal profile] lannamichaels
alright. //shrug


Once upon a time there lived two very happy men who enjoyed the company of other men in intimate settings: Sean Bean and Viggo Mortensen. Sean Bean had a wicked tongue inside his cute little mouth, and Viggo liked it very much when it kissed him or explored other intimate parts of his body. One sunny day in mid-May Sean came violently and with a shout in Viggo's tight yet tasty ass and licked it up because he hated messes. Viggo liked that sentiment very much as well. Then they changed the sheets and snogged.



Good?

Date: 2003-05-26 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] versinae.livejournal.com
You're so cute. I love you. ;)

Date: 2003-05-26 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] colleenkane.livejournal.com
I am NOT evil. Kinky does not equal evil. The DSM even says so. So there.

:p

Date: 2003-05-26 07:30 pm (UTC)
lannamichaels: Astronaut Dale Gardner holds up For Sale sign after EVA. (Default)
From: [personal profile] lannamichaels
Pot calling kettle black, in my opinion. :p

Re:

Date: 2003-05-26 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] colleenkane.livejournal.com
Oh. Well, you've got me there.

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