Due to the influence of some Very Evil People (
colleenkane,
lady_iseult and
lannamichaels among several others), I now know about The Deviant's Dictionary. And I also know the precise technical term "felch: verb, to suck/eat your own come out of someone else's arse."
So I joked to several of my favorite perverts that we should have a fic challenge involving this word and/or this deed, and of course they squealed and agreed. And, um, far be it from me not to encourage such literary, uh, endeavorsso I can read them.
Anyway! Challenge! If it doesn't squick you, write it. This being
rugbytackle, of course you can write Aragorn/Boromir or Lucifer/Lovelace or whoever.
So I joked to several of my favorite perverts that we should have a fic challenge involving this word and/or this deed, and of course they squealed and agreed. And, um, far be it from me not to encourage such literary, uh, endeavors
Anyway! Challenge! If it doesn't squick you, write it. This being
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Date: 2003-05-26 03:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-26 03:52 pm (UTC)I read that as "extremely kinky vegan" and wondered if that precluded the whole "felching" thing.
::cough:: as I scurry off to drabble in perversity...
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Date: 2003-05-26 04:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-26 06:47 pm (UTC)*speculates a rewrite*
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Date: 2003-05-26 08:03 pm (UTC)Hey, the rules for this community where I posted the challenge is that Viggo and Bean have to be major characters in the fic (though there can be others as well), so as long as it fits that, anything else is fair game!
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Date: 2003-05-26 08:55 pm (UTC)I mean does Vig have to eat his own come out of Orli's ass, or is it ok if Sean eats Vig's come out of Orli, or Orli eats Sean out of Vig (or any variation there of)
Just wondering...
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Date: 2003-05-27 05:04 am (UTC)Um. It is all right if everyone or anyone...um. *passes out again*
Yes. Now hurry up and write this!!!!
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Date: 2003-05-26 06:58 pm (UTC)Once upon a time there lived two very happy men: Sean and Viggo. Sean had a wicked tongue, and Viggo liked it very much. One day Sean came in Viggo's ass and licked it up. Viggo liked that very much as well. Then they snogged.
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*HOWL*
Date: 2003-05-26 07:18 pm (UTC)Re: *HOWL*
Date: 2003-05-26 07:31 pm (UTC)Re: *HOWL*
Date: 2003-05-26 07:34 pm (UTC)Waiting for ::hangs head in shame:: "A Walk On The Moon" to come on. Again.
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Date: 2003-05-26 07:35 pm (UTC)yeah, I've only been awake for about 12 hours today as well. 'course, I can blame pain meds for it. Lovely excuse, innit? :p
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Date: 2003-05-26 07:38 pm (UTC)Re: *HOWL*
Date: 2003-05-26 07:40 pm (UTC)Note to self: when actually manage to get steady boyfriend, pop the vampire thing on him before the slash thing.
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Date: 2003-05-26 07:42 pm (UTC)All I need to do is find a chap who won't mind when I say, covered in paint, "Sorry, not coming to bed til tomorrow sometime."
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Date: 2003-05-26 07:45 pm (UTC)//double-dares you to have Sean fucking Viggo from behind while Dedicated Artist is doing best to ignore him and keep on working
I'll be making him read everything Heinlein's ever written on the addiction that is writing. The fact that when I'm writing, if you even touch me, I will bite your head off. Just walk away slowly and poke food under the door, preferably chocolate. I'll be out with bloodshot eyes in several hours and need a hug and someone to tell me everything I write is amazing.
Hmm...yeah, this isn't happening. Maybe I can pick someone up in a creative writing course. I'll have to check on that one.
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Date: 2003-05-26 07:52 pm (UTC)Re: *HOWL*
Date: 2003-05-26 07:55 pm (UTC)//double-dares you to have Sean fucking Viggo from behind while Dedicated Artist is doing best to ignore him and keep on working
Unnnnh. Oh, dear.
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Date: 2003-05-26 07:28 pm (UTC)...but but butt...
HOWL!
Now we both know you can go into more detail than that even asleep!
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Date: 2003-05-26 07:33 pm (UTC)Once upon a time there lived two very happy men who enjoyed the company of other men in intimate settings: Sean Bean and Viggo Mortensen. Sean Bean had a wicked tongue inside his cute little mouth, and Viggo liked it very much when it kissed him or explored other intimate parts of his body. One sunny day in mid-May Sean came violently and with a shout in Viggo's tight yet tasty ass and licked it up because he hated messes. Viggo liked that sentiment very much as well. Then they changed the sheets and snogged.
Good?
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Date: 2003-05-26 07:55 pm (UTC)ROFLMAO!
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Date: 2003-05-26 08:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-26 07:24 pm (UTC):p
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Date: 2003-05-26 07:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-26 07:30 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-05-26 07:32 pm (UTC)