Accentuated - A vigbean ficlet by Shegollum

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

Here's a little ficlet. If anyone could get clips of Sean saying just these words, I'd be your slave forever. *swoon* (hey, we all have our things, you know...)

Title: Accentuated
Author: Shegollum
Pairing: VigBean
Rating: R
Warnings: None
A/N: NOT A WORD OF THIS IS TRUE. :-(
Summary: Viggo finds Sean's accent to be a powerful aphrodisiac.

**Dedicated to and inspired by the lovely lady_razzle. She jostled a bunny (what are you lookin' at?) that had been sleeping in my brain for a while. Thank you, sweets!


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ACCENTUATED

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Viggo is kissing me so hard I don’t know how ‘e speaks at all.

“Say it, Sean. Any of ‘em.”

He makes me laugh when he’s like this but that’s not a complaint. It gets him to climb all over me so I’ll do whatever he bloody well wants.

He bites me…the fucker…nips into my mouth and it stings but it makes me smile, too, and he smiles at me smiling at him.

“Purple,” I say slowly and he practically fucking purrs as he slides away from my lips and moans into my ear, kissing me there and making me bury my fingers in his hair and pull his mouth to mine so that I can tongue fuck him until he begs again.

“Another. Please.” This time there’s a bit of a sigh but there’s an edge to it as well.

Fuck. I’ll say anything he wants. Anytime. Anywhere.

“Paper.”

“Fuck,” ‘e says and grabs my arse and pulls me tight just so that he can rub himself side to side against my cock. He’s so fuckin’ hot with what he wants that I’m not quite sure he remembers I’m actually here until he prods me again, biting at my collarbone as he does so.

“My favorite, Sean. Please?”

“Ye don’t have just one favorite, do ye, Viggo?”

“No,” he whispers and I reach down to cup his hard cock in my hand, squeezing and feeling him throb for me.

“This’ll do then?” I pause and then say it softly. “Sea woooolves.”

“Ah, God, Sean. Fuck yes! God! I love it when you say that…”

He actually fucking shivers!

That reaction might have made me laugh outright if it didn’t make him drop to his knees and bite at me through my jeans. He catches me completely off guard and I fall back against the chair with him already undoing my buttons.

He looks like a bloody cat chasing catnip!

Or coming after cream. Maybe that’s what it is, come to think of it.

“Musket,” I offer.

Ah, sweet Jesus.

My jeans are gone now and all I know is his warm mouth around my cock.

“Lass,” I mumble and get nipped a little too hard for my trouble.

Bloody hell. I always forget about that!

“Lad! Lad. Lad.” I correct myself and he moans approvingly.

Fuck, that's so good.

I can feel myself close to the edge and I know there has to be one more - just one more word, one more phrase - that will inspire him to push me into that bliss.

“Shut up, Kay!” I groan and feel his throaty sounds around my cock as I come for the crazed bastard.

My crazed bastard – one with a fine appreciation of a Sheffield accent.

Comments

[wyldestarr.livejournal.com]

*howls loud enough with laughter to disturb the neighbors*

You know, I agree with Vig. And I LOVE the bits he said. I just about fell out with "Shut up, Kay"...as it's one of my personal faves. *giggles madly* But yeah, pretty much anything he says works for me. *le sigh*

Totally brilliant, darlin. Completely, utterly, totally brilliant.

[wyldestarr.livejournal.com]

Oh, and by clips do you mean actual snippet-clips or did you want the entire KA? I should be able to clip 'Shut up, Kay' without problem and I have KA available. Dunno about purple, but I should be able to find paper somewhere I would think. Will see what I have. :D

[wyldestarr.livejournal.com]

I'll stop spamming, really. But here:

Seawolves..." (http://download.yousendit.com/FC51371F76FCA20B) and Shut up, Kay (http://download.yousendit.com/6CC956277A60325F)

I'll have a look for purple and paper, oh, and musket, lass, and lad! *giggles*

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

OMG, I played the Shut Up, Kay one and started laughing like a moron. Woke up my two dogs. I just keep playing it over and over. You made my night!!!! *hugs*

[foxrafer.livejournal.com]

Are you and shegollum talking about King Arthur? I *so* need to find this audio book. And he says paper a lot in Sharpe.

[wyldestarr.livejournal.com]

Will upload tonight, love. ^_^

[wyldestarr.livejournal.com]

Linky, linky via RapidShare.

King Arthur, disc one (http://rapidshare.com/files/7665765/KingArthur_D1.zip) AND King Arthur, disc two (http://rapidshare.com/files/7667633/KingArthur_D2.zip)

[foxrafer.livejournal.com]

You are wonderful! Unfortunately fate is laughing at me because my high-speed is dead and I'm on dial-up at home. But if I have to I'll leave my computer on all weekend to get the Sean goodness. Thank you so much!

[wyldestarr.livejournal.com]

Hon, if you're going to be w/o broadband for a while, let me know and I'll upload individual files, so at least you can listen to one while downloading another. :)

[foxrafer.livejournal.com]

You're so sweet. But it's ok. It was an overnight mission, about 8 or 9 hours, but completely successful. Thank you, thank you, thank you! I know shegollum offered you a ficlet. She's so talented that offer is very cool. But if you'd like one from a much less experienced, just getting my feet wet writer, I'd be happy to give it a whirl. You have given me hours of Bean accent enjoyment. (Now I can stop replaying the one Morrisons ad I have - "quality nappies" "comfy dry babies" - I never knew diapers could sound so sexy!)

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

HIya, sweets! I have had a couple of very lovely people ask about where they can get a copy of KA. Is there any way you can upload it for them? We're all over at my LJ swooning over his accent! *g*

[wyldestarr.livejournal.com]

Absolutely! Will do so when I get home tonight...another...four hours or so, plus upload time for the files. I tend to do them in zip format - zips for each disc and then one zip for everything. If people need them mp3 by mp3 for slower connections, just let me know and I'll do that too.

And I crashed kinda hard last night, but yes, I'm still on the hunt for paper, purple, lad, lass, and additional muskets. ^_^ I swear paper is driving me nuts, I can *hear* it in my head...a tiny scrap of paper and I cannot for the life of me remember where I've heard it!

The only problems I have is that I don't *think* I can rip the audio off the Sharpe dvds currently, so I'm stuck with using my audio books and soundbites that I've gathered. Should be able to find a lot though. :D

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

you are going to so completely laugh at me about this purple thing UNTIL YOU HEAR HIM SAY IT! I have been listening to things, too, trying to find it. I know it's on one of my audio things and I thought it was KA. *sigh* (go ahead...laugh at me...)

[wyldestarr.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Unlikely. I go all atwitter over how he says so many things, like the aforementioned "Shut up, Kay" and "Take the leaves out of your hair" from KA and just so damned many things in general, I'll be giggling right along side you when I do hear it specifically. :D I know he talked about glitter in the Christmas thing, so maybe there's some purple in there. If you find it, upload the audio for me and I'll snip it for you. Did you ever find Audacity?

My biggest problem listening to the Sharpe audio books is I'd get involved listening and go, "Shit, I'm supposed to be finding x-word!" *backup audio* *listen...forget while listening to lovely voice* Rinse and repeat! *snickers* Geez...going to have to re-listen to ALL my Sean audio files. The things I do for fellow fangirls, I tell ya. ;)

(Besides, I got all giggly over 'nappies' and 'dry cooomfy babeh's' in the Morrison's adverts, so I really am right there with ya...)

PURPLE!

[wyldestarr.livejournal.com]

*dances* I found purple! I found purple! *giggles*

Purple (http://download.yousendit.com/7A04AA3C571DCA7F)

Musket 2 (http://download.yousendit.com/E79931CA2B397E81)

And cause I giggled... Justice (http://download.yousendit.com/E2A1E7FF2E0B184A)

Still looking for the others. You should've heard me howl when he said 'purple' and I did indeed do a lil dance in me chair! *grooves left...grooves right...grooves alllll around*

Re: PURPLE!

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

OMG! *flails* Did you listen?? Why does that just kill me? *flops over* I can't believe you chased it down -- but i'm very glad you did!! i just listened again. and well...yeah...again... i am so odd...but it's a happy kind of oddity! *g*

can i write you a ficlet? your choice -- anything you want. i have to repay you for conquering the great purple quest of 2006!

Re: PURPLE!

[wyldestarr.livejournal.com]

*giggles* No, I didn't listen...I just guessed and there it was. *tickles* Hon, I even found a second 'purple' and sat there and compared the two!

Purple 2 (http://download.yousendit.com/D2FA38FE6AA70D6D)

Oh, yeah, found Paper (http://download.yousendit.com/548503143E122697) too... ;)

So that leaves me lad and lass. :D And hmmm...a ficlet of my choice. I'll have to think on that one! This one pretty much tickled me silly, given how much of a VoiceSlut-AccentWhore I am. ♥ :)

Re: PURPLE!

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

got up this morning, started back on one of my v/o stories i'm finishing before i start on another longer v/b and thought 'well, i'll just slide over and listen to the hotness of sean saying some of these words' and when i did it, i zoomed right by the erotic and went straight to amused, thereby cackling yet again and once more scaring the poor dogs. i think i'm on crack.

[wyldestarr.livejournal.com]

Sorry! That was closer to 6hrs instead of 4. I was asked to reformat a document...what she neglected to tell me was that it was a policy&procedure, which, if you are fortunate enough to never have encountered these vile things, are essentially extremely verbose word documents, often 30pages or more (this was 33pgs) in multiple number outline format (1.0, 1.1, 1.1.1, 1.1.1.1...you get the idea), but NEVER set up correctly! *headdesks* People throw in numbers, letters, and bullets and don't bother to keep in the outline formation and just throw shit everywhere! It's far easier to redo a 30pg document than fix multiple indents, random numbering, weird cut/pasting, etc. But I think I have it working and will see Monday if she wants me to just fix the document (working ToC, working number outline, working everything) or just a dirty-fix of me doing what everyone else did. Feh! But enough of that rambling (which I'm sure didn't interest you anyway).

So without further rambling, I present:

King Arthur, disc one (http://rapidshare.com/files/7665765/KingArthur_D1.zip) AND King Arthur, disc two (http://rapidshare.com/files/7667633/KingArthur_D2.zip)

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

*giggles* i am so ridiculous. i have all of KA but thank you for thinking of me! just can't do the snippets.

don't laugh but i know he says 'purple' and 'paper' in that one (god -- what a freak i am) and i also like the way he said 'knife' and 'baby' *face palm*... and i really, really need "Shut Up Kay as a stand alone clip. God, would that be a great ringtone or what? ;-)

Oh yes, go to where this is posted in my LJ to get rae_isha's contribution of "sea wooooooolves", too!!!!!

so happy that you liked this. :-) needed to be said, right?

[wyldestarr.livejournal.com]

*cackles* Yeah, it would be an awesome ringtone, and snarky too! I just love the way he says it. *giggles* So where are purple and paper and I'll go snip em for ya. I always liked how he said "happiness and love"...luuuuv that just rooooolllls around ya. *wibbles*

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

this is so pitiful -- but that's not gonna stop me!! *g*

he says 'beby' at about 1:37 into KA (Track 1).

drawing a complete blank on 'purple' and 'paper', dammit.

don't know about 'happiness and love'. *peers*

and finally, someone insists i need to hear him say 'strawberries'. do i?

[wyldestarr.livejournal.com]

*laughs til she snorts* Beby it is. I've got musket from Sharpe's Tiger, but will see if I can find a better one. Thought I could get paper from when they throw him down in the cell with Lawford & co, but so far, haven't heard it. Purple? Haven't a clue just yet. 'Happiness and love' is in KA, when Guinevere is all gushy over Arthur..or was it Lancelot? *snickers* (Honestly, I think when she's with her da before the wedding and just all googly-eyed.) Strawberries I have somewhere, as a 'tastes like' from 00Sex. ;)

Hee! This is fun! But while I'm doing this, go download Audacity. Free audio program, great for doing snippets like this. And that way, next time, you won't have to ask and can snip til your heart is content. *grin* :D

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

well, you'll have to let me know how i can pay you back, sweets! ficlet, drabble or the like? vigbean? say the word (heh... that quite fits given how this all started, doesn't it?). and i'll check on Audacity. Thank you!

*still laughing/scaring my dogs*

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

oh, yeah...shutting up now... ;-)

[wyldestarr.livejournal.com]

Sharpe's Tiger, Musket and KA's baby. ^_^

And bugger me, but I can't find 'tastes like strawberries'! It's from GoldenEye.
(http://download.yousendit.com/6FD59BCA2A21C2AB) (http://download.yousendit.com/B5CF65A87763E8D4)

[wyldestarr.livejournal.com]

*snorts* My html-fu is WEAK! But the links still work... *snickers* Just reaaaaaalllly long text links. *giggles*

[govi20.livejournal.com]

I love it dear : it's great, and who wouldn't go for that accent !!

[angiepen.livejournal.com]

[giggling facepalm] Too funny! :D

Angie

[brigantine.livejournal.com]

“Lass,” I mumble and get nipped a little too hard for my trouble.

Bloody hell. I always forget about that!

“Lad! Lad. Lad.” I correct myself and he moans approvingly.


*cracks up* Personally, I *like* it when Bean says Lass. But then, he could say Stapler and I'd go for that just as well. So yeah, I feel your obsession! This was fun read - I love the give and take between them, and I don't just mean the talking. Hee.

[liars-dance.livejournal.com]

*sporfle* Lovely ficlet, hon! Its just like me and the sugar puffs... ;)

[stormatdusk.livejournal.com]

this wins for best comment thread of 2006.

i so need to figure this internet thing out, cuz, BEAN VOICE OMG.

already commented elsewhere, but girl, FIRE. i'm TELLIN ya.

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

Do you have these things (KA and such) downloaded? If not, just say the waord and I'll burn ya some CDs.

And you are so right about the thread. Isn't this hysterical?

[stormatdusk.livejournal.com]

rereading - can't find it on your LJ so did it here.

“Lad! Lad. Lad.” I correct myself and he moans approvingly.
i love this detail - the exclamation point after only the first "lad." that's exactly how he should say it.

i seriously can't get the goofy grin off my face from reading this again!